Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals


Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from. 

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Text - Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)16:25:28 No.598678240 Making a plant illegal is like saying God was wrong Report >>598678572 # Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)16:26:55 No.598678572 >>598678240 # Making a plant illegal was one of the first things God ever did... Report

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Text - Ronda Queen My bf got his side bitch pregnant but we both love each other. Should I stay? Thobeka. @MsThobekaa Yes. They'll need a clown for the kid's birthday parties.

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Text - Mzilikazi wa Afrika O @larmMzilikazi "The youth can walk faster but the elders know the road." ~ African Proverb Chairman AW @AffiSupaStar The Youth have Google Maps

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Text - 5mo There should only be two bathroom types.One specifically for me, and another for everyone else. - Reply 1 1.3k 5mo 1 Award There is. It's called a diaper. 1 1.0k ...

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Text - @arabia612 Marry a guy who will email you when u block him cis lord problematic @MacMaal_ Fellas, marry a woman that doesn't play these kind of games

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Text - IU 3K @FaderTheGxd Wanna know who wouldn't have these problems with Thanos? Chuck Pilgrim @Chukwuma_U Let them defeat Rotten Tomatoes first

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Text - and 2 others liked free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent mate Eden @PodierEden - 1d The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. Show this thread

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Text - James Charles @jamescharles it makes me so mad that British people say the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh that word is actually awful please stop 148 Retweets 902 Likes maggie Replying to @jamescharles @gwily 15h what? consent? O 25 2788 1,115

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Text - henrycavills in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck doctorkpepper #literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x) sansaofhousestark this is why you guys had the black pla

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Text - dog daddy @broebong why cant trees give off something useful like wifi квидяк @BlacknMild So just fuck oxygen right?

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Text - Do men still open car doors? How do you think we get inside?

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Text - bp ВР @BP_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico >

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Text - Chase @chaselyons Walmart: can you please stop stealing from us?: Ме: no 9:38 pm · 25/02/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2,212 Retweets 25.3K Likes Walmart O @Walmart - 12h Replying to @chaselyons Why do you keep stealing eggplant, Chase? 15 2778 1,115 >

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Text - E Your opinions are biased by personal beliefs 5:25 PM That's literally the definition of an opinion. 5:25 PM

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Text - Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance. 3:34 AM 7/14/19 · Twitter for iPhone 4,835 Retweets 49.7K Likes

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Text - It's helpful that " Ib" resembles 9064 the number 16 for remembering how many ounces are in a pound. (self.Showerthoughts) 350 comments Showerthoughts 14 hours ago by akarim5847 S [removed] 350 comments sorted by best dewritoninja 1400 points 13 hours ago It's helpful that kilogram means a thousand grams

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Text - f*male b*tch @Ahhmandah it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "O0ooo i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day 4:06 PM 6/4/19 · Twitter for Android >

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Text - McDonald's O @McDonalds #280characters? We only need and Tanner Wasnidge @TannerWasnidge Damn the ice cream emoji broke too?

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Elephant - If you guess the hidden animal right, you'll become my girlfriend. A lion. Bingo!

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Text - quixoticrealism I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL" AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD" I DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM THE REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester a bitter defeat

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