Thursday, September 3, 2020

Facepalm Moments of Mystifying Dumbness


Every day of our lives we makes mistakes, but luckily most of us know better than to hit ourselves with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If there were ever an opportunity to feel smart about your own life decisions, it would be while reviewing the monumentally dumb facepalm moments some other people manage to find themselves in.

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Text - shabana i @ShabanaMir1 It says "the same text but in Arabic" fats @omarfats · 1d Ikea what is you doing Show this thread Create your perfect night's sleep نفس الي مکتوب بس بالعربي 8:40 PM 19 Aug 20 · Twitter Web App

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Adaptation - Scientists hope to use 10 eggs harvested from the last two northern white rhinos to create viable embryos that will be transferred into surrogates from another rhino subspecies. i ABC.NET.AU Eggs harvested from last two living northern white rhinos in bid to prevent extinction 552 96 comments 60 shares O Like Comment Share rhinos don't even lay eggs and theese same 'scientists' tel us 5g is safe whatever

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Household supply - Kelloggs decided to make breakfast hella awkward NEW! Kellogg's MERMAID WAFFLES BLUE RASPBERRY MAES PER WAFFLE 130 260 NET WT 11.6 0Z (330)

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Text - Fire crews called after smoke seen in sky - turned out to be cloud Firefighters were called feed. to what was believed to be smoke from a fire but turned SJGarrido said: "Love living out to be a cloud. The low lying cloud was seen passing over the A1 at Colsterworth on Tuesday evening. Readers responded to the news with tongue-in- cheek comments when we mentioned it on our Twitter Twitter user @ in the countryside," and @baseexperience said: "Words fail me. Still giggling." Lincolnshire F

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Text - ( Messages Details hi do you still have the PS4 Yes, I still do. are you willing to negotiate? 260 It's listed for 240 though yes i know I can pay 260 That's a higher price fine, 250

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Text - Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"

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Face - alright thanks I just got my braces off OMFG SEND A PIC with teeth u idiot Delivered

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Text - what does @DHLUS stand for DHL U.S. @DHLUS We stand for equality and strive, hoping to give the best for our customers. No package is left behind. no like the letters in your name

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Text - Neil 6.4d If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. We haven't. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that. twitter.com/EmmaRoulstone/. This quoted Tweet is unavailable. 9,140 17 4,706 O 1,442 00 @. Replying to @ neil do you wear shoes 8:42 am 02 Aug 20 Twitter Web App

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Text - edgarwright liked Ruth Gotian, EdD, MS @RuthGotian It happened. I received the reviews for a manuscript I submitted. I was told to read & cite the work of Ruth Gotian. I am Ruth Gotian. 7:57 AM · Aug 6, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2.3K Retweets and comments 21.8K Likes >

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Text - bp ВР @BP_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico

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Text - Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house

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Product - Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays · 20h Brought the family to Buffalo #WeAreBlueJays UR FA UE JAYS Teoscar Hernandez and 2 others O 41 23 206 2.4K 6h Why aren't the fans wearing masks? 1 1 Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays Replying to and 2 others Because they are cardboard. 9:37 AM · Aug 11, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - AT&T ? 6:07 PM 49% wow my grandmother lived a long life how long? born on 1895 died on 1983 wait only 12 years? what? yeah only 12 95 - 83 = 12 how did she give birth to your mother ??? Delivered wdym ??? she only lived 12 years iMessage Pay

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Text - And you're on a bus I'm on the bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone 6

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Text - Just now My daughter just tried to tell me plutonium doesn't come from Pluto! At least she's pretty, huh? 1L

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Text - ant @hdurant I saw a girl carrying a hamster sol asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now

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Text - snor: 14M when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year 01 ili 6m they are !!!!!! not 3m WAIT FOR REAL?? 91 ili Replying to @sunspot why would you believe in this again

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Text - UC CORRECTION: In yesterday's paper in Chris Searle's jazz albums column, we incor- rectly referred to Don Rendell as a "terrorist" when it clearly should have been "tenorist." We apologise for any offence.

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Text - weaver-z Follow If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon: - Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course - Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison - Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40

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Joint - Tweet so i saw this kid tryna flex his "abs" and then i looked at the computer screen behind him like- 13:04 · 21 Aug 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Sainsbury's @sainsburys 1d We won't be challenging customers without a mask when they enter or when they are in store since they may have a reason not to wear a mask. Karen Q 2,708 L13,834 O 4,644 carolyn gilbert Highly offensive putting the Karen at the end..stick it 01-13h 07 t3 Mark Dodyk Retweeted Sainsbury's @sainsburys Replying to @cazlyn01 Hi Carolyn, sorry for the confusion. Karen is the name of the colleague who responded to the query. Andy

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Tree - Sam Davidson @sdwaco who is this sign for No Geese 3:42 PM · 06 Aug 20 · Twitter Web App

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Product - Steffan Storch @SteffanStorch Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea

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Drain - Was painting my calipers for the new brakes and decided to paint the discs. probably the best mod l've done look so much better than crappy silver. Nice thick coat so it won't come off too much when I brake

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