Friday, January 29, 2021

Shiny Tumblr Gems To Fumble Through


A lot of the internet is just people's observations, findings and judgements just slamming into each other at the speed of electronic communication. It's kind of awesome and it makes for a whole lot of funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. Tumblr is a big thought crockpot oozing with funny, random and shiny tumblr gems.

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Font - rcktpwr Follow i think turtles are a big threat to our national security swampnert may i ask why rcktpwr Follow no Source: rcktpwr

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Product - onlytwitterpics Follow bubs @bubsXbaby culinary students be like i got a spaghetti due at 11:50 ahphrobites Follow culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat sashaforthewin Follow YOU YOULON'T RAT A TOUILLE

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Font - gayarsonist does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like "drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you" sh12pen-bookfan Follow My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn't able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know get-thee-to-a-shrubbery Follow ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see t

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Font - REI tilthat Follow 1 TIL that European beavers are faithful to one another but American beavers regularly cheat on each other via reddit.com bonecouch Follow I dont think its cheating if you have no concept of monogamy and also you are a big funny rat boggblog Follow Beavers in America: practicing a non monogamous mating strategy as many animals do People online, pointing and jeering: cheaters!!!!!!sluts!!!!! Homewreckers!!!! Heathens!! Whores!!

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Font - weedmemes42069 I miss sleeping next to someone iamoutofideas Follow fucking idiot doesn't even know the clone jutsu lol choonchy I hate how fucking funny this is

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Clothing - LE Cilte Sacred image cherry-flavored-content Follow Look a this photograph kaijuno Follow Twitter/Donald Trump Source: kaijuno

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Font - r/AskReddit u/aplusk41 • 9h What is the weirdest thing a complete stranger has done to you? Discussion markovian-parallax • 8h I got on the bus and a drunk guy tried to hand me a beer and I was like, "Nah man, I'm good" and then he handed me a dollar and said, "I saw that guy took your dollar, that's really fucked up." And I was like, "The bus driver?" He wouldn't take his dollar back. Source: adz

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Font - seasonsbreedings Follow y'all pornhub removed anything not uploaded by verified accounts. 6-8 million videos, gone. seasonsbreedings Follow Today's library of alexandria donnervogel98 stop. this is the funniest fucking reply. Source: seasonsbreedings

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Dog - vikiholmesx3 Follow Source: vikiholmesx3

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Cartoon - chat-chouage Follow the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like ivan-fyodorovich Follow as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance? chat-chouage Follow

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Font - O crayyola Follow wtf do you say after you kiss someone? seizethe-memes-ofproduction Follow don't forget to like and subscribe Source: crayyola

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Font - transbb Follow when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc 'myself is a concept i'm not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that's part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like "you said you like video

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Font - yourantagonist Follow i love that every pokémon is someone's favourite pokémon. it doesn't matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it's their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter's absolute favourite. i ta

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Photograph - disney same-facing dragons now animetitle Follow introducing elsa's dragonsona pururin Follow what the hell is this cursed shit sabertoothwalrus Follow same energy

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Motor vehicle - otakuconvention Follow eating a jolly rancher filled gummie CHEWIE!!!! HNRRNHN... LIQUID!!!! crunchwrapofnotredame if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

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Font - batou Follow some of u should have an OnlyClowns account themadcapmathematician Follow what the fuck do you think a tumblr is Source: batou

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Font - jasper-rolls Follow Why do chips get stale?? gross i just eat a cheeto and it was NASTY. like all stale & crap. eww. Follow * 7 answers thog dont caare thog - 9 years ago 8 Source: jasper-rolls

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Font - tariqah Follow Anonymous asked: Thots on the Pope tariqah answered: So the pope has thots now tariqah Follow alice-exe crawling all over him like weevils fussybees They're called cardinals I think world-heritage-posts Follow world heritage post Source: tariqah

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Bengal tiger - Ve viejospellejos Follow HEY.

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Product - colemckenzies Follow shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said ...if you want to' colemckenzies Follow alternative highlight: when he finished the physical examination and instead of saying 'you can sit up now' he just slapped my leg like the roof of a car thereddestpotato Follow *slaps leg* This bad boy can live to 100 (if they want to) Source: colemckenzies

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Green - vykodlak Follow Every horror game protag: *Meticulously goes through the dilapidated maze-like rooms and hallways of the Horror House, braving its murderous inhabitants and various traps, looking for puzzle pieces that'll open all the locked doors which will lead even further into the house and to even more puzzle doors* Me, if I were in the same situation: vykodlak Follow Everyone finding out that there's an 8 foot tall monster woman in the horror house: Source: vykodlak

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Guitar accessory - etct Follow TAGCONG RACISM FUCK imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose Source: etct

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Product - kibumkim Follow y'all really are weirdly confrontational on here for like no reason tho like its hilarious cause none of y'all would say that shit to anyone irl like Imaooo un-retro Follow Big words coming from a kpop profile pic. kibumkim Follow You think i cant beat your ass cause i like kpop? Ok anime blog omegaboner Follow Source: kibumkim

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Facial expression - REI tilthat Follow TIL that adult diaper sales are about to eclipse baby diaper sales in Japan via reddit.com sketchiedetails Follow 00 C'mon boys. Let's pacify this bitch! OSEGA vermouthea i think it's about an aging population and a huge decline in birth rates but your interpretation is funnier Source: tilthat

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