Friday, January 1, 2021

Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Understand Satire


People have a really hard time deciphering what is real news and what is obviously a joke. Who knew the unintended consequence of satirical news would be your grandma thinking the rapture happened. Whether it's a state of uncanny gullibility or just poor reading comprehension, a lot of mistaken people do not understand satire.

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Product - The Onion 5 mins · O NA-00 Stiy Extra Fitr Evtra Ertra ज्र Katra Katon Tin rhit Ertra LOCAL.THEONION.COM Convenience Store Employee Given Generous Holiday Bonus Shift Boo hoo. Get a tougher, higher skilled job, or replace it with a vending machine. 01 2 mins Like Reply More Stitch It! Tara

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Text - Water - bro is this real? O if it is,,, man that's just messed up. #BoycottSeaworld The Onion O @TheOnion · 100 Nov 15 SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks 1:06 PM · 23 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1,233 Likes

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Product - Trust me, I'm a "Parent" 1 uur • O What? Vertaling weergeven THEONION.COM Horrified Nurses Discover 40-Pound Baby After Accidentally Leaving It In Incubator Over Weekend

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Text - Text - 8.33 33 THEONION.COM Frigid Chicago Bean Shrivels Up From Below-Zero Temperatures T've been there when it was about 12 below so I know this is false. 11 Reply 1w Like View 4 more replies

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Drinkware - Yesterday at 19:23 · DON'T BUY STARBUCKS I SAY BOYCOTT IF THIS IS TRUE!!!! BABYLONBEE.COM Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups 2 Comments

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Text - Architecture - OUR ANNUAL YEAR Best of April THEONION.COM Investigators Trace Cause Of Notre Dame Fire To Cathedral's Outdated 12th-Century Electrical System 12th century electrical system? Come on, maybe 19th century but electric lighting, heating etc was not around in the 12th century surely. 7

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Text - CLICK ClickHole O HOLE @ClickHole At A Loss: The FCC Has Announced That They Can't Understand What The Hell Is Happening In Anime And Honestly Have No Idea If It's Okay For Children clckhl.co/MIHOYUW Replying to @ClickHole and Why can't the FCC just go away already. It litteraly does nothing good for anyone. Such a waist of time and money

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Text - Text - The Pray January 14 at 11:10 AM - Christian teacher fired for having sex with homeschooled student. #satire #parody #religimarole #homeschooling #Alabama #Jesus https://www.religimarole.com/.../christian-teacher-fired-for-.. RELIGIMAROLE.COM Christian teacher fired for having sex with homeschooled student. 1 Comment O Like Share Comment I haven't clicked on the article and I don't think I want to, but just parse this headline for a second and ask yourself this question - if you are

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Text - The Onion O @Th... . *•*•/\/A Couple No Fun Anymore After Having Kids Die trib.al/K6Zblo8 ۳٫۰۲ ۲ O 189 Ashton "Cuck Po... · •*•//A This isn't funny they lost their children ker @syneclisa @TheOniong @3Dwarves Le iás Hope they find them

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Text - Land vehicle - ClickHole O @ClickHole · 21h CLICK HOLE Heartwarming: When This Subway Employee Had To Walk 20 Miles To Work Because He Couldn't Afford A Car, The CEO Of Subway Drove Alongside Him To Cheer Him On clckhl.co/VDIQtqC 27 127 770 Replying to @ClickHole I'm all for positivity and motivational talk but only one logical thought comes to mind. Why doesn't the Subway CEO do one better and put his words into actions by helping to buy the employee a car instead of driving alongside th

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Text - Text - The Pray Published by [?]. 9 hrs BREAKING:The Rapture has come and all true Christians have returned to heaven with Jesus. #satire #parody #rapture #Jesus #scripture #Arbys RELIGIMAROLE.COM BREAKING:The Rapture has come and all true Christians have returned to heaven with Jesus. 2 Comments 1 Share Then... who's posting this? Is there FB in heaven too? Like · Reply · 10h : Try once more... Like · Reply · 5h That is all BS Like · Reply · 34m Don't think so , Just spoke to one half ho

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Natural environment - Tweet The Onion O @TheOnion · 40m Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex trib.al/OGByllj O 20 O 701 2791 Replying to @TheOnion If thats true it just shows how even though folks think we are real advanced and good with computers that nature still will always be more complicated and what not then our technolgy

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Text - Font - SESAME STREET PLAYSKOOL! Feminian THAT WAS NOT CONSENSUAL! VELMO T00 BACK OFF! DO NOT TRUST ELMO PRESS TUMMY o FOOT FOR LAUGHS BABYLONBEE.COM New Feminist Tickle Me Elmo Just Says, 'That Was Not Consensual' 1 Comment ל Like Comment Share Keep your new stupid Elmo even the toy makers are political morons

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 13m Poll Shows Increasing Number Of Voters Blame Founding Fathers For Starting America trib.al/4jvfYC6 Q 11 27 205 876 gene jubic @GJubic Replying to @TheOnion That's what @AOC has been saying! #LiberalHypocrisy 5:32 PM 1/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone 27

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Organism - The Onion O @TheOnion · 19h Zoo Visitors Impressed By Number Of Animals Willing To Eat Change trib.al/ T6ZHULB DO NOT CLIMB UP THE WALL 20 27157 O 1,294 Replying to @TheOnion What a cruel and, frankly, bloody stupid thing to do to these unsuspecting animals. They should be charged with animal cruelty for behaving like uneducated, low class idiots.

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Text - Text - shared a link. Visual Storyteller · January 2 at 2:16 PM Say What (Collapse Lung) Frankinc nse Lavender (Sore Throat) (Gout) Lemongrass (Broken Rib) Hibiscus (Heart Attac (Obesity) Slim n New Version Of 'Operation' Just Has Players Use Essential Oils Instead Of Performing A Medical Procedure BABYLONBEE.COM 22 Comments b 266 Comment O Like Sadly indicative of the times we live in Like · Reply · 2d

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Landmark - Georgia Whitehead shared Chelsey Sleigh's post. 55 mins · 6 You've got to be kidding me! Chelsey Sleigh 2 hrs 6 This better not be true It's a British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018 - The Rochdale Herald O The Rochdale Herald

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Text - 3.2d and @packers Replying to E And they've built an 8-Billion-Dollar Abortionplex, too! The Abortionplex's Main Floor Abortion Suites Rooms where the actual abortion procedures are performed and where women may enjoy a complimentary pedicure and flute of champagne. Day-Care Center Young children can play in this supervised area while their unborn siblings are being terminated elsenhere in the facility Grove of Reflection Small wooded area where women can quietly contemplate how much bett

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Photo caption - ClickHole O @ClickHole · 23m HOLE Major Disappointment: J.J. Abrams Has Revealed That Finn And Poe Are Both Gay, But Don't Really Vibe With Each Other Romantically clckhl.co/C27NDM2 CLICK 2] 336 1,557 6 SU & TROS SPOILER... V Catherine | @Caterfree10 Replying to @ClickHole and @shaun_vids ..are we supposed to be happy with this sorry excuse for representation? 12:15 PM 15 Jan 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - The Onion Yesterday at 6:40 PM • O OUR ANNUAL YEAR Best of April THEONION.COM Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adopti... 119 Comments • 94 Shares 1.1K לן Like Comment Share -BAD (GEs) Adoption News and Events NEWS always Beautiful choice #intendedparents are waiting #adoption

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Doughnut - Karey Can anyone confirm this? STARBUCKS IS NOW OFFERING THESE FREE ISLAMIC DONUTS TO YOUR KIDS STANS FO THE TEXT CALLS FOR SHAKIRA LAW IN AMERICA 3/2/17, 2:09 pm

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Text - 17 irs. And just like that, Taylor thinks she's Corpse Grinder. ENTERTAINMENT.THEONION.COM Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single 'Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfri.. לן Like Comment Share

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 5h Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign trib.al/ M43cuzu #OurAnnualYear2019 FOUNDED ON FRESH OUR ANNUAL YEAR Best of July 27317 30 2,895 Replying to @TheOnion Why would they have thought this was a good idea

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Text - + Add Friend This genuinely has happened to me before: Area Man's Intelligence Probably Just Too Intimidating For Most Women MILWAUKEE-Describing his mind as both "a blessing and a curse," local man Benjamin Walker, 27, told reporters Thursday that his intellect was probably just... THEONION.COM 3 Likes 8 Comments

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Text - 19:13 1 1 hr · How fucking sad is this, have to build a replica of some old thing to attract billionaires bc apparently pictures of burnt, dying, dead animals and human deaths isn't enough for the scummy fukss. Swear pink is the only person who's donated anything ?? CHASER.COM.AU Australia builds Notre Dame replica in path of fires in hope of luring billionaires to donate 1 Comment 1 share O Like A Share Comment

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