Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Girl Discovers Shark On Beach, Throws It Back Into Ocean


Sometimes, you're out walking the beach under lonesome moonlight, when suddenly you see a four foot shark stuck in the sand. From there, most people would probably steer very clear of such a scene, but thus was not the case for this fearless warrior. No, she cooly grabbed that shark and ended up yeeting/tossing him back into the ocean from whence he came. That should be a whole lot of good karma points for her. 

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Text - hellenhighwater E queereldritchgalaxyprincess tumblr Follow anonymous asked: Wait are we all ignoring that you apparently threw a shark once? Please tell us more! hellenhighwater answered: My family likes to vacation in Topsail, North Carolina, which is a little barrier island mostly covered in vacation homes. We rent a huge house in their off season, when most people consider it too cold to be at the beach, and we, with our icewater blood, consider it quite pleasantly deserted.

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Text - I love going for walks at night, especially when there's a clear sky, so I, age sixteen, would go a few miles up the beach around midnight most nights. One night, while still about a mile from our house, I saw something rolling in the surf. "That's either a plastic bag caught on a log," I thought, “Or a four foot shark." I jogged over. It was not a plastic bag caught on a log. The shark was moving and didn't appear to be hurt, but was caught in water only an inch or so deep, being pushed

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Text - I have no idea how he wound up so high on the beach, because it was a very shallow slope. I'd have to carry him a good fifteen or so feet to get him into water deep enough to swim. It was nearly a full moon, so I could sort of see what I was doing. I got a grip on the shark, careful not to squeeze too hard, in case he was hurt, and picked him up. He didn't like that at all. I started walking into the water. Here's a thing I didn't know about sharks: They're pretty damn flexible. I got a c

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Text - I'm not proud of what I did. It seemed like the best way to get this shark back in deep enough water and avoid dropping thirty pounds of very bitey animal directly on my own toes. So. I yote the shark with as much force as I could muster. He curved through the air like a thing of beauty, all angry and toothsome in the moonlight, and splashed wonderfully into the deeper waters. I caught a glimpse of fin diving away shortly after. And that's the last I saw of him.

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Text - queereldritchgalaxyprincess my name Hellen, i walk the sand, i lift the shark stuk on the land. before the teeth can find their mark, i thro the fish, i yote the shark. hellenhighwater im fuckin weeping Source:hellenhighwater 34,524 notes ...

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