Saturday, December 26, 2020

Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory


Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

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Text - THIS CARD WILL BECAUSE IT'S PACKED WITH FONS OF GOOD THOUGHTS- Your house key. MEEL HEAVY Now that you're single, you don't need to feel guilty about your serually charged texts' v/ Michael, going on dates w/ Jared, or about getting drinks tonorpow with Haidi Derek.

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Text - Boyfriend Edit Messages I think we need to break up... Aww, your auto correct is messing up again :') No I'm being serious... .and it's doing it again! No! It's over!!! Babe, you need to get a new phone..

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Text - Dear Valerie Get out qf my 1ife.

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Motor vehicle - WILL YOU MARRY ME? JENNIFER Just KIDDING YOU HAVE 6 DNS TO MOVE OUT IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

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Text - Jessica Messages Edit Hey! I miss you :) Who is this? Urm.your girlfriend? Andy? Are you joking I'm Andy's girlfriend. What.? You know what. Tell Andy we're done. Will do.

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Text - Hi Steven, Do I have your attention now? I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly-endowed slimeball. Everything's caught on tape. Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife, Emily p.s. I paid for this billboard from OUR joint bank account. city outdoor

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Text - Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how important you are to me.. I gave you way too many chances. I'm done. r'l do anything. Forget it, alright? We're octagon. LOLOL i meant OVER. That was funny but i'm still breaking up with you

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Text - alexonder Im sorry but I dont want a boyfriend 'anymore I wanna break-up Cnd no I dont want to be with any of your friends. Jenny

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Text - Babe.. I think I'm Pregnant.. The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service. YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG.! The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

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Text - Dear Erin, you are like sunghinein Fhe rain. your smile is better than 100,000, co. sparkly trampolines. so, it is with deepregret that I mustinform yo that 1 think we should cut ar relationshipshort.

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Text - Hey i hate to do thiw while ur on ur cruise but i think we should brake up. Sry im just not feeling it... Ya know? Well i hope we can still be close friends Lol. Jump off a bridge

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Drawing - Dear Janet, Ithink we snould break up. I MOuld tell you why, but 1 am having a touan time describing my Feelings. S6 I drew a picCture df me'riding å giraffe, instead. Sory.

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Text - Hey baby did u hear about that new movie called "other people"? Nahh sweety Well thats what i wanna see

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Text - Loneliness maybe? But l'm okay now. I'll see you then. I suppose we can't talk "as friends" so this is goodbye. Maybe someday l'l| see you at a table in a restaurant in France. Perhaps we will both be with our future families. We'd smile and wave but go our separate ways. Please have a good life. Did you just use a Batman reference in your breakup line? V Delivered Sorry..

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Text - Dear Five Guys, I feel like aver the past few munths, we've had a lot of fun. However, I'm a traveler, and I can't cet aryone tie medoar Dor't get ne going to find the night girl, bet it just isn't ne night houw. I would never want to do arything to hurt you though, and I hope we ce Still be frienas. arong, you're great. And you'r Just remember, A's not you, it's ne.d madelye

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Text - Call Babe, welcome to Dumpsville..population YOU.

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Text - 7:21 PM AT&T 53% Jason Messages Edit May 12, 2011 7:17 PM Be warned: I'm dumping you when I get home tonight. Fine with me. I was just thinking we could use some time apart. WTF JENNA???I got autocorrected. I meant to write jumping you not dumping you And now you're telling me you want to break up? Well this is awkward.

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Text - BF Messages Edit Wanna see a magic trick? Sure hun(: POOF. you're single. Wanna see a better one? Sure POOF. I'm pregnant with your child.

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Text - Babe Messages Edit What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex(: Now I see how much you care, im done-.- Hey you wanna go out? Go with your ex You are my ex(: Send

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Text - Baby Messages Edit Hay bby Ansr meh bby LI don't think this is working out. Y? bby? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Send

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Handwriting - From: Pelandre h To: Krgstal noreaking up with your PS happy anniversary though (l-monthi) I#S raaky hard to de Hs

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