Tuesday, March 2, 2021

25 Not Completely Incorrect, Technically Accurate Moments


Sure, arguing over semantics is all about dodging empirical facts and avoiding reality, but also it's kinda fun to be technically accurate. You're not gonna score high on any tests or win any real arguments being technically accurate, but at least at the end of the day you can tell yourself that your position, while stupid, was unassailable in its own little way.

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Font - Claire @AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

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Rectangle - 5. Write a question, using why. why?

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Font - UberFacts @UberFacts There are only five planets you can see with the naked eye: Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn 16:34 · 23/2/21 · Buffer 33 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 281 Likes Mitch Colander @MitcCola03· 3m Replying to @UberFacts Smh try 6. You can definitely see earth

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Font - Conor @conorbrn Am I doing Tinder right? What's your favourite kind of soup? Ummmm chicken and vegetable. Today 19:53 A fine choice Why thank you What an odd first question though aha You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite soup What can you tell about me? You like chicken and vegetable soup Sent

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Font - John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker To the person who stole my Microsoft Office License. I'm gonna find you. You have my Word. 11:06 · 13 Feb 21 · Twitter Web App 243 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1,654 Likes

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Font - Chief @lherealchieff Spider-Man was really selling pics of himself to newspapers to survive he started onlyfans before it was even a concept 2:16 PM · 2/19/21 · Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 97 Likes

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Organism - Matt Crowley @MatthewPCrowley We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.

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Plant - Square root

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Food - FAShley's Delicious Deals Mrs At a Delicious Price! FUDGE Brownies CANDY TOPPED NFT WT 6 0Z (170g) 4-15 0Z (43g) INDIVIDUAL WRAPPED B WA ies ENJOY BY 02/28/2019 0305 8333 B8 18:15 Del. Declo

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Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll 7:19 pm · 28 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android Bruh geoclaire I can't believe I read this post with my own fking eyes

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Font - Daniel Bunn ... @DanielBunnJr In the sentence, "Love is a verb," "love" is a noun. 15:51 · 14/02/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 174 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 2,234 Likes

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Font - RAGE vibe-check S zee5tarbug Follow toinfinityandbeyonce what if you woke up one day and you were hot lepreas idk i'd probably open the window or something 589,740 notes

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Dog - Huge Dog Turns Into a Puppy When Reunited With Owner 1,266,453 views Crazydude409 very misleading title. dog remained the same size throughout the video. flagged. 3 weeks ago 77 Source: babyanimalpic

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Sky - es zombie · 1 month ago (edited) Stairs are just floors with extra steps B 7.7K 回 250 E Add a public reply...

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Sky - DGLASS NAND FREE SNOWMAN SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

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Font - I was watching Pixar's Soul with my 5-year-old nephew and when they got to the part with the unborn souls in the "great before" he said, "I remember that place." All the adults just gasped and said, "what?!" And he said, "yeah, they showed it in the trailer."

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Font - Anonymous | 847430303 46 min ago Joker is probably one of the movies ever made. 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the movies ever made

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Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten son: *holding acorn* what's this me: a tree son: really? me: in a nutshell, yeah 7:27 PM · 2/25/21 · Twitter for Android 492 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 3,570 Likes

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Sky - FREE BRAKE CHECK STOP HERE IF YOU CAN

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Plant

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Plant - This is a shared post!

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Table - My water broke

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Organism - Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength? Me: I'm very fast at math Interviewer: Alright. What is 39 times 28? Me: 67 Interviewer: That's not even close Me: No but it was fast Interviewer: Listen here, you little shit

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