Thursday, February 25, 2021

The Many Frustrating Habits of People's Spouses


Relationships take work, but it's nearly impossible to stamp out every bad habit someone has. Living with someone who leaves lights on, never replaces toilet paper and opens a new bag of cereal even though there's already one open can seriously weigh on the psyche. For some spousal drama, here's a picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals and a constantly late wife who's only on time when lied to.

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Food - The way my wife cuts an avocado

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Wood - The cord for my wife's vacuum...

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Plant - Caught my wife eating a banana like this

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Bookcase - I had to move my bookshelf, and my husband put all the books back for me... MORE THAN THIS T TAR WARS TES EER GMRE Hatty Polter ICE &FIRE MISTBIRN TRILOGY SANDERSON

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Picture frame - My husband "helped" by hanging the last picture on the left.... Dead Trvl

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Food - My wife ate every single marshmallow in a family sized box of Count Chocula. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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Food - My wife had first servings...

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Eyewear - How my wife loads the dishwasher ender Bottle

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Product - How my wife put back together our kid's play mat after cleaning it EFGH M NOP QRST UVXY

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Food - How my wife and son eat a cake

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Font - Think my wife is a psychopath...

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Food - My wife and MIL each wanted half a banana.

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Wood - The way my wife wears her socks..

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Kettle corn - How urgent was my wife bowl of cereal? CRÚPY CRUNC ACR A I50 ORS!

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Dishware - My wife has been cutting the pie in an interesting way

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Camera lens - Wife asked me to turn the Crock Pot all the way up up to high when I left for work. Supper was still uncooked when we got home. CROCK POT • THE OK AL SLOW COOKER • Low High Off War

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Product - Who does this? My wife. My wife does this. I'm doomed. EKOLOGISK MELLAN MJÖLK MED LANGRE HALLBARHET 1.5% PhotoGrid MUTTI

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Dishware - The way my wife put the dishes away

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Light - I've stopped changing the toilet paper rolls in my bathroom. Waiting to see how long my wife and kids will let this continue.

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Automotive lighting - My wife using the new USB/outlet combo I just bought ected Grourided

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Car - Wife spent all night framing this puzzle. BACK FARFUTURE OUTATIME

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Musical instrument - I bought my wife a card organizer wallet. She says she's very happy with it.

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Product - The way my wife keeps the cracked egg shells instead of throwing them out, and yes they go back in the fridge like this

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Tableware - Married for 3 years to my wife and just found out she eats 3Musketeers with a spoon n removes the shell....

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Hand - АМ, MSc. @Aflutterby_0 ... This is how my husband leaves hummus/guacamole containers in the fridge.. Nutrition Fact Total Fat SARLE SEAT MATORAL GA

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Sports equipment - I love my wife dearly, but this is how she leaves the ice cream after getting some for herself. DEN pear D BUE to Cup Poanut Butter Dain ce Cream UK/IEgredients. Water, crear skimmec K, PEANUTS (9%), ve refined s who MILK powder, fat reduc ree range EGG yolk les contam re Srore at -10°C OK Ben Jer hono OR00 100 TE.Be6& 368o 301 425g 465ml e a t tie Eriergy ZEnorgia

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Brown - How my husband leaves the blinds

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Plastic bag - Should I divorce my wife? Both of these bags were purchased on the same day.... PULSE HDIH NUM oow Cuisina ASTY

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Food storage containers - My husband never take out the leftovers in his dishes

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Food - How my wife cuts a pizza

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Tableware - This is what it looks like when my wife won't throw away leftover condiments. "I might need it"/"They're so cute"

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Food - My wife thinks doing this isn't a fire hazard

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Hand - My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it's empty...

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Hand - Where my girlfriend left her cup of water UBLE ULP acer

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Food - I always think our sour cream is moldy, then I realize my husband dips Doritos directly in it and puts it away like this

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Computer - Where my husband leaves his computer to charge 9:23 Thursday, December 31 SI 24 ELITE X2

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Computer - My wife "warms up" her chocolates on her $800 laptop. ace EGO NITRO S BC SAA HOM

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Liquid - My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything... 10 t Great Value Heu whpping Heaoy Whipping Cream Oeam GREA TAPEAED Great Value 2% Reduced Fat Milk utrition Facts w fate la Great Quality. Great Price. Guaranteed. 41S We guaranter thut youe ulled wih the quality of eery Great pet Hr my eon you ahaps wfngicel urm your oney Whichever you pre All you edth packape Snegt Calr 130 Wannutaneiet Sgn D g % he Tell un wht you thik 14 s 22 onine atalmart.comreale ara E R enM PE D EYL , 1/

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Rectangle - How my wife opens and uses the butter MPORTED 7FIRST QUALITY 6200et

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Food - My husband 'helping' by consolidating all our pasta DD

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Mobile phone - My husband refuses to take off the screen protector from his phone. This is what it looks like

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