Saturday, January 2, 2021

Tumblr Thread: Sciences Judged By Lickability


Tumblr will have fun with scientific concepts, whether it's a thread on the collateral damage of the mythbusters or going full mythological science on dragon evolution. In this case users decided to judge the sciences on how well they can be licked, and whether or not you should lick that science. It makes perfect sense.

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Text - snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!! DO NOT!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous

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Text - Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

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Text - whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

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Text - carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

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Text - swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx

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