Monday, January 11, 2021

Dude Sits Next To Fire Escape, Waking Spidery Nightmare Ensues


When it comes to the worst things that could happen to someone who decides to sit on/near a fire escape, this spidery scenario basically ranks right up there with almost falling off a dang fire escape. We can only imagine how much adrenaline was coursing through this poor person's body when they got the surprise of a lifetime. 

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Blue - r/tifu u/danedebeau • 1d + Join 2 2 14 15 3 17 8 15 Tifu by sitting too close to the fire to escape hell. M TL/DR down the bottom. Note: Maybe not suitable for arachnophobes. So this happened about 10 years ago in Australia, just outside of Jindabyne, NSW, we were all around 20 years old at the time and were looking forward to letting loose a little.

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Text - A group of about ten of us went on a trip to a holiday house in New South Wales' mountain region. It wasn't cold enough to snow but the nights were pretty crisp, so we pulled up an old outdoor bbq and proceeded to build a fire. As it usually goes, the size of the fire continued to grow, and we were all nestling into our positions around it for optimal warmth. Then a couple of the boys came back from a wood hunt with a big branch that was pretty fresh (about 3-4 meters long and it requires

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Text - At this point someone said "what the fuck?!" And another shouted "ITS BREATHING!" As he pointed at the huge piece of bark which was now literally breathing in and out against the branch. We could hear sizzling and we all jumped up. Then it began. One Huntsman spider (big scary/hairy Mofo's which are basically harmless in a giant Shaq-like way) crawled out of gap between the branch and bark and then just fell into the fire to die. Then another, and another and within 30 seconds it seemed l

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Text - I jumped up on my seat, as did a few others while the rest just ran onto the concrete into the safety of the light. Soon enough the whole ground was alive with spiders running through the grass and into the darkness. I was stuck on my seat just looking around at this waiting for it to end... but they just kept on pouring out of under the bark and either escaping or sizzling in the fire. The log was alive. Looking at the ground was like a horror acid trip, and the only thing protecting me

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Text - After probably only 2 minutes (felt like much longer) the stream of spiders began to fade and the ones that made it were presumably making a break in the darkness for the trees while their comrades cooked. It died down surprisingly quickly because where their 'nest' was was now completely in flames and we all jumped up onto the concrete. After ten minutes the log was burning perfectly, we were getting chilly, and there literally wasn't a spider in sight. We shook off our seats, checked ev

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