Sunday, December 27, 2020

Times The Written Word Crushed People Online


We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting absolutely crushed by words. Sometimes people just nail it with the comeback or the insult to such an extent that there's really no coming back from it. A whole lot of this wreckage could've been avoided if people didn't act a fool to begin with. 

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Text - | 5.1k points · • Not been bothering with Reddit over Xmas; but it's nice to come back to an early nominee for "stupidest post of the year", especially so early on. Let me check I've got this straight: You were planning on proposing to a work colleague when you go on holiday, despite the fact you are still seeing someone you class as your girlfriend. However, in a twist of fate, you took that engagement ring out with you on New Years Eve. Either that, or you took the wrong girlfriend out.

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Text - ME I will do I also got you a present x LIV Ou what you get x ME Me I'm your present x LIV Did you keep the receipt so I can return it ?

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Text - fishingballer12 Imagine being gay enough to wear a helmet while skateboarding 13h 61 likes Reply Hide replies tonyhawk e @fishingballer12 imagine it being mandatory when you were young, and then imagine skating into your 50's without a TBI... or being homophobic. Oh wait, you can't. Reply 12h 4,471 likes

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Text - Tom Anderson @myspacetom 2h People keep asking, so l'll say it: fear over Instagram's terms change is ridiculous... Get real folks! 2h @myspacetom says the guys that was not able to keep a social network alive Tom Anderson @myspacetom says the guy who sold myspace in 2005 for $580 million while you slave away hoping for a half-day off

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Text - u-kill-me-in-a-good-way violettesilence jesuislegrandefromage montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they're 12 ru serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah.. the vegan is the one who isn't killing or harming animals just because "They taste good." Found the vegan.

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Text - J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling *sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog. @FrogulusPepe 1m Frogulus Pepe Quote very fitting to @realDonald Trump. He stands up for something very very good and you are his enemy Mrs Shitty Writer. J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill

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Text - YOU MATCHED WIT ON 11/9/19 D11 My bad I thought this was a vending machine cause you look like a snack Today 9:27 PM C4. My bad. I thought this was Battleship cause that line was a miss. AtomCentral.com רוא:f150w Sent

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Text - 13h v Replying to @nathanwpyle Then again, the country that doesn't use the metric system is the only one to have landed men on the moon, so... :D 6 16 13h About that, NASA uses the lo gical system and the only time someone tried to use the Imperial for space they ended up crashing in Mars.

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Text - * 3 months ago Apparently this burger king has a total capacity of two concurrent orders before the entire system collapses in total chaos. Watching their staff put their heads together to attempt what to most people would be the equivalent of working out what number comes after 4 brings back some deep ancestral memory of cavemen banging rocks together to create fire. I'm convinced this was a part of some plot to encourage healthy eating by removing the fast from fast food. ...

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Text - "You haven't made a movie, so you can't judge movies." I'm sorry, whatcha say? How is this still an argument? You don't need to be a chef to say a meal is bad. Same reason you don't need to be a filmmaker to say a film is bad. Stupid take, Jason. + DiscussingFilm @Discus... 8h Jason Derulo on the 'CATS' backlash: "It's an incredible piece of art by some of the best people in the world. I am excited for people to actually see it because reviewers, what the hell do they know? Have they ever

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Text - No there aren't enough women in the STEM fields because of misogyny Like Reply 9 mins Do you by chance have a background in gender studies? Like Reply 9 mins IThats noone of your business Like Reply 7 mins Edited Seriously, I was wondering if you do because your education might shed some light on why you think misogyny is the reason more women aren't in STEM. Like Reply 6 mins |Yes I have a degree in women's studies Like Reply 6 mins Then why did you take women's studies when you could ha

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Text - In replv to Wendv's SL3NE -1d @Wendys your adopted you fucker Wendy's O @Wendys · 1d First, it's you're. Second, while Wendy wasn't adopted, her father Dave was. That's why the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption was his passion Despite your attempt to use it as an insult, many lives are made better through the adoption process. 274 28

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Sky - B.o.B + Follow @bobatl The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apart... where is the curve ? please explain this

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Text - KTLA KTLA O 5) @KTLA A 5-year-old girl in Vista sold hot cOcoa and cookies to pay the lunch debt of 123 students zoë a. @zoeasombra What is more heartwarming thana story about child labor helping 5 year olds pay off debt

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Text - Kimberly Ross O @SouthernKeeks · 1d In a just society, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would still be a bartender... O 2,204 271,769 10.3K Barry Schapiro MD @bschapiroMD Replying to @SouthernKeeks I was a bartender before I went to medical school. It was a time that I look back on fondly. I learned many important life skills including empathy, teamwork, and effective time management. Nobody should judge another's journey. It makes you look petty. Really.

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