Thursday, December 24, 2020

Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People


Nobody needs a study to let them know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember our idiotic beliefs and misconceptions as kids that we honestly believed for way too long. Kids aren't just wrong a lot, they're also terrible at doing things. For all their mistakes and misdeeds, there are a lot of funny moments of kids being stupid and weird.

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Text - My daughter was born when my son was just two. For the first six months of her life we were constantly greeting her, "Hiiiii sweet girl. Hi little one. Hi my precious baby." My daughter is 18 months old now and no matter how much we correct him, my son is convinced her name is Hi. He will say, "Mom, Hi's awake. Hi is hungry." Or my absolute favorite, "Hello Hi."

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Text - callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes

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Text - chris donis @thechrisdonis thinking about in 7th grade when I got escorted to the police station after school because they found out I was prank calling local businesses as "ricky pee pee" and when i walked in, the officer who was waiting there with my mom to talk to me said "if it isn't ricky pee pee"

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Cabinetry - Overheard in the Men's room, father and 4 year old in separate stalls: Dad: Don't take off all your clothes. Son: Okay. Dad: Tell me when you are done. Son: Are you taking off all of your clothes Dad? Dad: No, nobody does that! Son: I do that. Dad: I know, that is why I am telling you not to do that. Son: Okay Dad: Are you done? Son: Yeah. Dad: Come out then Son: I have to put my clothes back on. Dad: God Dammit.

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Text - Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." Sollooked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

6. That's a bench seat

Yellow - XPS Small adult

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Text - Ana the Distracted Gardener @annastayshaa My 8yo in the car today: "Do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?" Me: "No not in the car! - why do you have confetti in your pocket?" 8yo: "It's my emergency confetti, I carry it everywhere in case there is good news." 8:28 AM 23 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - matty80 • 1h 1 Award A good mate of mine had the following interaction with his daughter while I was chilling in his house: DAUGHTER: When I grow up, can I marry a boy? | DAD: Yep when you're old enough. DAUGHTER: Can I marry a girl? DAD: Yep when you're old enough. DAUGHTER: Can I marry soup? DAD: No. Daughter runs off crying My mate just looks at me and says in utter confusion "she doesn't even like soup".

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Finger - Marke

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Art - Mo niding Ben like a COW boy! BY JAMISON 2015

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/IYline • 1h Parents of Reddit, how will Santa Claus deliver the christmas presents this year, considering if he goes to every homes he could spread the virus to the entire world in one night? Vote 14 Share BEST COMMENTS PlanetFrosty • 1h See what Fauci said. Santa is imm.. Suspicious_Music_494 · 1h My kid doesn't believe in Santa. Never has. He does however believe in Grandma, and for some maddening reason believes all gifts come from her. Reply

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Teal - Told Abby this is where she can put her letters for Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them in for Santa. fetters to SANTA felld SA

13. Trying to dry the wet wipes

Plastic - Bab FARLIN Baby Wipes Dermatologically tested 30 shee FREE

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Green - 23:56 A facebook.com ... These are the messages I have to send to his teacher.... 8:03 < Phone C Cohens Teacher > Cohen will be at school tomorrow! WARNING! He has a dinosaur stuffed animal that has horns and he's named it "horny" Hes insisting that horny comes to school with him tomorrow. My mom and I tried and tried to get him to change the name but.no luck. Soooo just warning you :) good luck tomorrow! Lol Text Message 8. O Like Comment O.

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Text - I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk. Rita Monaghan, 9 I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die. Jennifer Turner, 8 Dolores

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Product - So l'm underneath the house fixing a clogged drain and I have to holler up to Michelle. Kayla hears us hollering back and forth and got concerned so she decided she needed to find out if I was okay. So she opened the toilet and began hollering "Daddy, are you okay?!" I guess she thought l'd been flushed down :-)

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Text - immaplatypus children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don't mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day immaplatypus once at a theme park i got concerned cause this small child was lying right smack in the middle of the walkway but then i heard his mother saying "i'm sorry...i'm so sorry...he's pretending to be a melted

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Text - lola @legally_lola · 20h I laugh every time I remember my friend's son being so excited and happy to go to school on his first day but then crying when he got woken up the next day because he thought school was just a one-day event. 84 27 4,423 ♡ 41K

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Text - Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told the 8yo she should always replace the toilet paper when it runs out. Just found this in the bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

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Cheek - The dude who does internet stuff @Chi3fBootKnocka My son's cup is spill proof so he can't turn it upside down shake the water/juice out, so what does my beautiful baby boy do instead? He drinks it and spits out on the floor...

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Produce - ... This is a cucumber slice from school that was in s back pocket. .OO She brought it home to tell me she wanted to have a spa night with these on our eyes. So she put it in her pocket and brought it home so I would know what she was talking about....

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Cheek - Meredith @PerfectPending Me explaining a reality a show to my 11yo: "And then one by one they are eliminated" 11: THEY KILL THEM!?!!!!

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Colorfulness - AstroNautilus @Astronautilus21 · Dec 21 000 My sister attempted to microwave a bagel I've been crying laughing for like 15 minutes 209 6.2K Show this thread

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Text - HA This morning Titus asked a magic eight ball if he should throw it at the TV at Al and Yolanda's. Unfortunately the eight ball said yes so he threw it...wasn't planning on buying a new TV today but at least it was Black Friday and on sale C

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