Thursday, November 19, 2020

Tumblr Post: Man Builds Devilish Twitter Alarm Clock


What started as nothing more than an innocent musing, a passing thought let loose into the vast void of the online web, eventually evolved into an alarm clock that many folks would benefit from having in their lives. You can't chase that clout if you're alarm clock is publicly calling you out for sleeping in, and hitting that snooze button numerous times. Or, maybe an ongoing conflict with the alarm clock is good press. 

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Text - E spritepepsi Follow had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of "filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on" so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

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Text - slytherverse Follow hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker! just gotta “borrow" my sister's alarm clock

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Purple

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Text - get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin Ul with legos your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

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Technology - BAND MAGNASONIC 16 YR PM PM C D ZONE AMC SLP MODE/BET 50

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Font - twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

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Text - Week 15 OneNote twitter.com/bitchbo43609556 :Apps snooze bot 8 Tweets about fuckin time. snooze bot @bitchbo43609556 - 10s this idiot hit snooze 4 time(s). pathetic. snooze bot @bitchbo43609556 12s this idiot hit snooze 3 time(s). pathetic. tin snooze bot @bitchbo43609556 15s this idiot hit snooze 2 time(s). pathetic. snooze bot @bitchbo43609556 16s this idiot hit snooze 1 time(s). pathetic.

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Text - Wok Onet y C gDeatpyGIA id fost Wndee Mp tboo DODODS a 0 twython Sand teitter com/bitchbo43609556 App snooze bot 6 Teests about fuckin tone. snooze bot bitchbo43609556 10s this idiot hit snooze 4 timeis). pathetic. ataessege snooze bot @bitchbo43609556-12s this idiot hit snooze 3 timets) pathetic 口 snooze bot @bitchbo43609556 15s this idiot hit snooze 2 time(s) pathetic. snooze bot Gbachbo43609556 16s this idiot hit snooze 1 times pathetic. the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. ever

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Font - A spritepepsi Follow OH MY GOD?????????

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