Sunday, November 8, 2020

A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets


Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.

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Text - Brandon Sutton @PrettyBadLety La Croix tastes like the only soft drink they'd allow in a dystopian future where no one is allowed to have emotions 4:48 PM - Feb 10, 2018 148K Q 33.6K people are talking about this

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Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Every La Croix flavor tastes like it was created by someone who didn't want to admit he'd never tasted fruit so had a friend quickly describe it to him. 6:50 PM - Feb 12, 2018 O 281 Q81 people are taliking about this

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Text - Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like it was made by a society in which flavor is the scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM - Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets

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Text - jaboukie young-black @jaboukie lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom 2:32 PM - Feb 13, 2018 · Los Angeles, CA O 31.2K 9 5,934 people are talking about this

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Text - Wonder Bread *Something bad happens Me "oh boy Someone drinking LaCroik: "oh boix

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Text - stephanie duclos @stephanieducli Im drinking La Croix now pls refer to me in the formal usted 7/4/18, 4:09 PM

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Text - Ryan Reynoldso La Croix has just enough flavor to piss me off 718/18, 627 PM

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Text - Some LaCroix flavors I've been working on: 1. There was kiwi in the fridge next to this. 2. I ate a single grape last night. 3. Essence of fruit cup lid. 4. Here's a drawing of a strawberry. 5. I had a dream about lemon peels. 6. Banana Mist. 7. Mango from a bag with a large hole in the bottom. New for fall: 8. Pumpkin Spice Latte mentioned in a text message.

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Text - peanut butter chocolate cake @deliagrantham la croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle 4:43 PM - Feb 11, 2018 O 141 Q 49 people are talking about this

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Text - Daniel Tran @Daanieltran La Croix tastes like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room

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Text - Pitch O Follow @pitchjokes new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery 4:30 PM - 13 Jun 2018

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