Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Tumblr Odds and Ends to Feed the Beast


It's all weird here, and it's not getting much better. Tumblr is an ocean of thoughts, smooshing and grinding away at each other in hopes that one day there will be a final, perfect thought. It will probably be about Shrek or something.  For more tumblr bits, here are some prized tumblr gems from tumblr's best.

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Text - @ softtaulette-deactivated2018032 date a girl who puts mustard on her pizza gudram i aint need a gf that bad

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Skin - crow--teeth-side archaeologists 123RF o 123RF bones goths punks 23RF homestucky 123RF archaeologists o 123RF dog bones goths punks 123RF RF 23RF

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Text - adhdpeebee "Whatcha thinkin' about?" "Oh idk, Draugr stuff." sneakyfeets who the fuck has that many quests tracked at one time that is fucking madness

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Cartoon - zog-agent NYLON O @NylonMag We're crushing hard on this open concept one-piece: nylon.cm/ fantabody

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Cartoon - retrogamingblog LUN AUEGO A CON LA wHARIO EDALLO- Las dos vas entregn de pokeoson antes de HNn de nombre Cha tirand en el cao de la dar de las version cojAyA nueva entregas Glan n bilitar al rival para poderlo capturar, vlemento emble matica en todas lassaga Intención de o teria jcon puesto estatal la or- rural corte presupu s que detalles al res atrae a se per- mento e 40THS "como de la li abril p punta a ey mu- sdo que divet cóm niendo", también truct dad la Red ra optica nec d de El

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Sitting - * iapislazuli oh boo hoo let me hand you an L from the world's smallest dr phil hongkong-97 furbearingbrick Devtomet e1

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Text - trainthief honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that

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Text - horchatadrinker finally told my parents they're gay

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Animated cartoon - gardenoffish "Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa" NICK "This is serious!" NICK "I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa"

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Text - digimon-world-next-order Pokémon: There are no bad Pokémon, only bad trainers! No Pokémon is evil uwu Digimon: HELL IS REAL

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Text - davidalleynes honestly we are entering a Dark Age of Gaming where only co-op games exist and the only companies producing single player games are bethesda and bioware arctic-hands Well this post certainly aged nicely

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Text - beatlemeat-archive from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible chaotickalix Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

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Text - A swarnpert wine tasting but instead with hard liquors A swarnpert do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

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Cartoon - pink-spaceturtle5 Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow* Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now. Ме: (chuckles) I'm in danger

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Text - federations god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances federations ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

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Cartoon - cleyra Follow The saddest thing about the remake is that we lose the ability to do stuff like this GAY420GAY ".COOLRANCH.

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Text - RE tilthat TIL Christian Heinrich Heineken "the infant scholar of Lübeck" could speak fluent German at 10 months old. He read the Pentateuch at age one, and read the entire Bible in Latin by age three. Later that year he recited his own History of Denmark when visiting the King of Denmark. He died at age four. via reddit.com 555-goghost AGDQ.

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Green - @ lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112 Reasons to live Mo Falout 4confirmed Reasons to live it gets easier everyday kramergate remember when things were simple C pigpocket this is the saddest fucking image on this website

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Wildlife - reys--speeder narrator: Mewtwo was created in a lab almost 20 years ago me in a theater full of children: I WAS THERE! bibliophilic-pluviophile @narnia.folk 79 Do not cite the deep magic tơ me Witch. I was there when it was written.

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Text - kortzite Pizza Hut O Pizza Hut @pizzahut Knot first or pizza first? HOT P IZZA ALL IN DHE DELICIOUS APPETIZERR hE FLAVOR OF NOW 9:17 AM · 26 Jan 16 · Twitter Web Client 2,440 Retweets 3,381 Likes Tweet This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable This Tweet is unavailable Tweet your reply

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Cartoon - REI i tilthat TIL that the fake snow in Wizard of Oz was made of pure asbestos via reddit.com moonlandingwasfaked another win for absestos fans ! kirishima-hates-terfs Literally no one ever: Wizard of Oz producers: NEET THE CINDIDAT MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!

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Text - alexxdz person who has been through depression/ understands the effects depression can have on a person: doing physical activity, eating healthy, and actively working to focus on positive things can be very use- ful, and can put you in a place that will help you overcome depression more easily person who wants to wallow in their depression: WOw, so DOING YOGA, EATING AVOCADOS AND READING 'EAT PRAY LOVE' WILL CURE MY DEPRESSION? GREAT ADVICE

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Wildlife - ankle-beez Look at the incredible, heartbreaking emotion on simba's face when he's running from the wildebeests in the lion king remake. Truly an extraordinary achievement thanks to the magic of modern, state-of-the-art CG. hawkodiles

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Plumbing fixture - fakehistory Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus damage (2019) benkinsky I hate that you don't have to give extra content because everyone on the internet already knows what's going on and why hot sauce would be considered "bonus damage"

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Cartoon - merlot-madness FOR, YOU SEE, I WAS ATTACKED BY THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR. THE YEAR WAS 2019 It happens this year folks... gattomeows Robot struck and killed by self-driving Tesla in Las Vegas at CES candygarnet FUTUR AMA YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN

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