Saturday, September 12, 2020

Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard


This quick and fun Tumblr thread imagines a fantasy world where the IT guy is working magic to resolve people's technology problems. So many parallels with the real thing. 

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Text - otherwindow Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy. Court Wizard, fixing the Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

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Text - otherwindow Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off. otherwindow Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show

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Text - weasowl Court Wizard: Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Please. For the last time. You can't just leave a live scrying image running in the background as a surface saver. Especially if you're going to be editing spells on here at the same time. There isn't a magic mirror in the kingdom with enough mystic storage to support that kind of usage.

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Text - bexminx Court Wizard: Your Majesty, have you tried draping a black sheet over it and then removing the sheet after thirty seconds? Queen: I did, but then it just showed the sky with around four hundred clouds. otherwindow #'my queen i am begging thee to dismiss some of these enchantments for they do cause t' mirror to be slothful,

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