Saturday, June 6, 2020

Totally Random And Hilarious Scottish Tweets


Man, oh, man, we can never get enough of these Scottish tweets. They do a wonderful job at reflecting the culture, and on top of that, it's way too much fun to try reading these out loud. You might end up sounding like a Scottish person yourself, if you really go for it. Check out more hilarious Scottish Twitter gems over here.

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Text - Text - kylemcavoy @_kylemcavooy Took a dyslexic burd hame last night n she ended up cookin ma sock

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Text - Text - Liam @LiamUTLR Mental how in Scotland if ye ask yer maw for something instead of saying naw they repeat ye n fire a ye on the end. "Maw cana get milkshake?" "A milkshake? Al fuckin milkshake ye" wit does that even mean

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Text - Text - Elliot @mullen_elliot So many birds taking photos through big mirrors in the garden and I just keep picturing them carrying it down the stairs and their parents going where the fuck you going wae that

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Text - Text - Robby @Rab_mullen A canny eat crisps wae ma left hawn

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Text - Text - Tweet Callum Shepherd @callumshepherd_ Uft a just said a popcorn snicken chackbox at kfc hahahahahah 14:50 · 17/05/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 142 Retweets 2,795 Likes Stephanie @Stephjbrown_ · 15m

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Text - Text - Kieren Ragg @_madferit_ Know how burds posts pics of their maw saying how stunning she is, am heavy howling just imagining guys dain that with their da's hahaha >

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Text - Text - kenzie @kenzieeeee10 15 weeks off the drink and never batted an eye lid but Cannae go 15 minutes without a biscuit. If there's a biscuit anonymous help group someone point me in the direction of it rapid

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Text - Text - molly miller @mollymiller_1 · 19h people calling their dugs human names will| forever be tremendous patter, in the park earlier n sumbdy shouts on GORDON the spaniel fuckin gordon 151 27 693 10.3K

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Text - Pasture - A BBC Scotland O @BBCScotland BBC Scotland Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' cuts off power to 800 homes BBC NEWS Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' causes power cut bbc.co.uk

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Text - Text - Frankie Boyle O @frankieboyle We'll meet agaaaain, on a conga liine in Hell-- 11:31 · 09/05/2020 · Twitter Web App 741 Retweets 5,968 Likes

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Text - Text - Lauren Ryan @xx_lorn No chance did my sister spend her bday money on a chinese off just eat that had saved her ex bfs address for the delivery, and her ex and his new burd ate the Chinese and won't pay amy the money back for it enever even said to the driver it was a mistake so they could return it

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Text - Text - The Blurst of Times @BatmanAnderson There's a neddy bird that lives across from me and constantly blares shite dance music. My wee brother just referred to her as 'Bassmunter'

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Text - Product - @Mikeey_Paton no chance is a bird on snapchat eating a frozen can of Tennant's gtf e *. w

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Text - Text - Babs @JackMorrison94 Mental how when you go abroad you suddenly start treating money like Monopoly money 10 euro for 1 Scoop vanilla ice cream? No bother mate here's a 20 keep the change x

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Text - Text - Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom

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Text - elrow jam @JamieClay_ do american mcdonalds have bouncers too or are we just animals

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Text - Text - Deril Wyles @DerilWyles Guy from the TV licence chapped my uncles pals door and he told them he didny have a telly and the guy was like you've got an aerial on your roof and he said l've got a pint of milk in the fridge disny mean l've got a coo out the back and shut the door

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Text - Text - Çåttüm X @callumkchadwick mental how someone out there has eaten the most crisps in the world and they dont even know about their achievement

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Text - Text - Calum Paton @calum_paton lassie ID'd me at tesco and said "is this you or your twin brother" if he was ma twin he'd be the same age as me ya badger

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Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don't think they could pull it off

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