Saturday, June 6, 2020

Man's Proposal Ruined In The Best Way


This guy's otherwise smooth proposal was rudely interrupted by some nude nonsense. As far as proposals go, and the ideas we hold about them working out in perfect, dreamlike fashion, this fail takes the cake for shattering that. Beautiful stuff. 

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Text - r/tifu u/EdwardScissorFingers • 9d + JOIN © 2 O7 3 6 TIFU the perfect plan S This is how the weekend should have gone. 1. Pick up girlfriend. 2. Drive to romantic location. 3. Pop the question. 4. Girlfriend > Fianceé. 5. Celebrate.

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Text - This is how the weekend actually went. 1. Picked up girlfriend. 2. Got distracted on the road when I noticed a naked homeless man chasing down a dog who had a visible dildo in its mouth. 3. Got so distracted I never even noticed the truck in front of me slowing down. 4. Crashed.

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Text - 5. Lost the ring in the accident. 6. Swapped romantic location for hospital. 7. Pissed off girlfriend's parents for almost Final Destinationing their daughter. 8. Pissed off roommate for crashing his car. 9. Pissed off myself for pissing off everyone. 10. Ended off this weird ass weekend with nothing to show but bills and bruises. Any plans I had of proposing have been put on pause until I somehow manage to unfuck life. TI;dr Planned to propose but got struck by a naked homeless man, a ra

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Text - Fredex8 • 9d 3 1 Award Got distracted on the road when I noticed a naked homeless man chasing down a dog who had a visible dildo in its mouth. You think your life is bad? Imagine the weekend that guy must have had to end up in that situation. >>

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Text - Fredex8 • 9d S 1 Award Got distracted on the road when I noticed a naked homeless man chasing down a dog who had a visible dildo in its mouth. You think your life is bad? Imagine the weekend that guy must have had to end up in that situation.

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Text - shei350 • 9d I guess if your girlfriend really loves you, it can become a good story 'how we got married' you'll once tell your children

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Text - genmischief • 9d Should have asked anyway, "As we are here in the 'for worse' part of our relationship I am reminded of how deeply I treasure you...", then continue with the original plan and how plans made are scattered at the whims of fates and the one constant is her, she is your light, your treasure, yada yada yada.. boom. Engaged. You young boys need to read more romance novels and poetry. It's a miracle to me any of ya'll get laid.

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