Monday, May 18, 2020

Rare Insults That Held Nothing Back


We're always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It's like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can't help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people's egos, over here.

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Darth_Boot • 4h 1 George Carlin said "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." What real life example have you seen that validates this view? 1 26.7k 6.5k Share Award BEST COMMENTS FalseAlarmEveryone · 2h 6 Awards "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." -Yosemite Park Ranger on why it's hard to design a bear-proof garbage can. * Reply 24.4k

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Selfie - Replies Ase Mui • 3 days ago (edited) Lilly is sooo unfunny that I wanna make a religion based on her and then become an atheist just so she stops existing to me Ib 3.1K 1 53

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Eyewear - Comments 32K 幸 X Library Media Center • 2 weeks ago L The girlfriends voice is like brushing teeth and then drinking orange juice 3.ЗК 22 VIEW 22 REPLIES

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Face - Comments 8.3K 幸 X DD • 1 year ago Ellen's looking rough these days 12K 目84 ...

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Audio equipment - WALAK Game Ranger • 1 day ago Dude looks like 2010 Justin Bieber and Mark Zuckerberg's long lost son. 100 1 VIEW REPLY

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Photo caption - THE FIELD The STRONGEST Irish Accent You'll Ever Hear! Joseph i • 1 week ago J This is how sign language sounds to deaf people when all your fingers are broken 564 5

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Text - Brenyatta • 1 week ago Jake Paul's book is actually pretty good, if you run out of toilet paper 2.1K 20 20 replies

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Screenshot - Telekom HU lla 41% 0:35 TLC Megjegyzések 7,6 E 兰 X FilmVisionary • 1 hete FV This guy is the human equivalent of mayonnaise. 375 目6

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Eyewear - Comments 9.7K Sophia DesRosier • 2 years ago His ears look like they're upside down and it's really bugging me... 11K 123 ...

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Text - KB @kbnoswag People from Wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I'm just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald's in Utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me 12:17 PM · 1/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone 7,000 Retweets 98.9K Likes >

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Text - r/AskMen + Join u/Myamoxomis • 4h The skin on the palm of your hand does not have the ability to grow hair. What part of your body do you wish had this type of skin? Discussion 2.0k 505 1, Share BEST COMMENTS dankness43 • 4h F 1 Award Between my eyebrows Reply 1.4k peepeeonmydoodoo • 2h 2 Awards I'm guessing that "s" isn't needed? 1.4k

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Photo caption - 90 DAY FIANCÉ: BEFORE THE 90 DAYS BREAKOUT STAR Jael Martinez•3 weeks ago MS He looks like the germ from the Mucinex commercial 16K 287 VIEW 287 REPLIES

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Text - BEST COMMENTS 4h 1 Award Elon has become the uncle you thought was cool but is actually a child with lots of money Reply 1 2.5k ...

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Face - pooldad @pooldad why does seinfeld look like he's turning into joe rogans luigi

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Text - Valerij Röh • 10 hónapja Don't worry, you are a girl, it's normal to be jealous and toxic 24/7 24 kim • 10 hónapja @Valerij Röh you sound like you got left on read for the 28th time this month 132

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Chicken breast - I fancied chicken for supper so I made chicken for supper. Look at that shine You and 1.7K others 936 Comments Sad Comment as smooth as the brain that thought this would taste good

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Photo caption - THE BEN SHAPIRO SHOW SUNDAY SPECIAL Is Rap Music Real Music? 127K views Count Seppuku Ben Shapiro was the kid in school who would say "1-2-3 thats enough for me" while waiting behind you at a water fountain 7 months ago 622 11

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Earth - ll Verizon LTE 10:31 PM 15% I M I School of Rock N > Scott U see the flatness too That's fake U can see the animation Scott, you are a horse from the 1600s with dementia who just decided to get into a body of a child, but with no more education than he had as a horse iMessage Pay

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Facial hair - Jasmine D• 19 tuntia sitten J He looks like he teaches a women's study class at a community center for the sole purpose of hitting on single moms 1,1 t.

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Footwear - SHOWTIME sandman62100 • 9 months ago S Tillegally streamed this and still have buyers remorse 2.2K E 21 21 replies

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