Friday, April 24, 2020

Trainer's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Real Life Avengers Take Vengeance


True or not, this was a fun read. In the hypothetical scenario, a trainer's boyfriend cheats on her. From there, he holds her stuff hostage until she'll talk with him, but little does cheating boyfriend know that she has a roster of physically formidable clients that were ready to take vengeance. 

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Text - throwtime: I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

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Text - She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her. This should make for an interesting story.

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Text - So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence. Arrival:

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Text - So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of l'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like

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Text - your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and

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Text - behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of

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Text - Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then

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Text - unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls. What a great day. Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story.

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