Friday, April 10, 2020

Totally Random Tumblr Gems To Occupy Existing


Ah, yes, more random Tumblr gems that are timelessly entertaining. We love the random rabbit holes that Tumblr can allow one's mind to fall down, as it gets lost in wild fandoms and other strange observations about life, that'd otherwise go overlooked. Whether it's a hot take on how sci-fi stories from the old times always imagined the "future" being way more advanced than it is; or someone talking about how it's nice to just exist in hotels...Tumblr just gets it done. 

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Text - hearthurian so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless," the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and... create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “| created a meme!!" and lo and behold... Me running away from my building with my office printer and paper after CSU decides to go paperless my dad's first meme he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other fa

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Text - kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.

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Text - mbrainspaz I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. sushinfood Finally, Someone Understands 44,400 notes

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Text - dragon-in-a-fez Caroline @WearyWithToil My dad whistles a specific melody when he comes to refill the bird feeders. The birds have started singing it when they're empty. 11:11 AM - 17 May 18 this bitch empty, TWEET adobsonartworks Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank? An MIT student dressed in a black-and- white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeon

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Text - just-shower-thoughts Reddit can rename the "share" button to "spreddit", "delete" button to "shreddit" and karma to "creddit". Yet it has not. I don't geddit. Source: just-shower-th.

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Text - nerdjpg It's 2007. You're working on a PowerPoint for school. It's about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font. "Yes, Perfect" 91,418 notes

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Photo caption - Diplo O @_diplo_ · 21h literally the only way DJs lose fans is by saying dumbass stuff. how do you think daft punk has been famous for 24 years? they dont talk 82 27 3,851 12.3K aigislovesrobots he makes a serious point here airyairyquitecontrary TREAT Σ

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Text - lavenderfables Plants are just like... Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There's not enough drainage. I don't like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil. nerdgul then plants in nature be like... OWO .. is that a crack in the concrete?

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Text - menats A girls voice in game chat is more powerful than any us marine didyougetmysteriousimagines Fun story (maybe?): when I was younger, my brother was super duper into COD and he is actually really freaking good at it. So one day, he gave me his mic headset and told me to talk while he was playing and it was WILD. The levels of salt that young men produce when under the impression that a little girl is destroying them in COD is a beautiful thing.

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Text - paige Follow @pswizzz the biggest scam of all time was convincing kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited information, isn't reliable when there's literal sources at the bottom & a strict editing policy. 2:41 pm - 24 May 2019 2,254 Retweets 8,574 Likes lesbianbrachiosaurus Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it's basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They're fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust

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Text - showerthoughtsofficial Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, "The Big Bang happened," and his nose would confirm or deny our theories. @ strikeyouout Pinocchio's not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he's intentionally being dishonest. exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

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Text - klefable what happens to all your teen angst when you're 20... like where does it go anabundanceofstilinskis they diagnose it as anxiety Source: klefable

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Text - mamoru I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet? mamoru dragginage That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play trumpet to annoy them. Just try your best and have fun! oh wow you are so right! thank you!

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Text - polyglotten Annabella @lunaru me: how old were you american: oh i was a freshman me, an european: i still have no idea how old you were 05/08/2018, 22:51 chlo-egg someone from the uk: im in sixth form me: how many regenerations do you have left

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Text - moami as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys' national hymn... Source: moami 32,226 notes

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Text - corset-combat carlyquinn Follow geekandmisandry If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again. Source: geekandmisan... 25,508 notes

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Text - candygarnet can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there candygarnet washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

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Text - william-snekspeare "When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee" -Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today lumpyspacewarrior I thought "bee suit" meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

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Text - mental-ch-illness me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you???? sarahsoph *opening task manager* Who do I need to kill? Source: laithen

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Text - MEXICO EGYPT INDONESIA fiorinda-chancellor. setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time. #hahaha

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Text - tupacabra a soulmate is a person that won't complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle a-soft-suicide i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about Source: tupacabra 655,649 notes

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Text - corset-combat g sammiethesamurai Follow picking a college major based on a slight interest you kinda have is the equivalent of a kid telling extreme makeover home edition he kinda likes elephants or sum shit and getting his bedroom turned into a wildlife sanctuary Source: studentlifepro... 13,902 notes

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Text - The Trinity of Wholesomeness alfred-e-neuman Rogers: Be Kind To Other People Irwin: Be Kind To Animals Ross: Be Kind To Yourself.

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Text - ghostdrama i love old science fiction because it's all like "IT'S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE" like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us Source: lampblack 362,951 no >

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Text - catsnuggler February shouldn't be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years. But wait, when's the leap day, you ask? October 32nd, Halloween: Part II. pantsless-serket you're the genius this generation needs tbh

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Text - michaelmakesanentrance if u don't kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing pussylightlytoasted Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic Source: joaquinterrero

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