Friday, April 17, 2020

Items People Could Find In McDonald's "Sad Meals"


McDonald's could be missing out on an opportunity to ironically sell "Sad Meals." Cause it would seem that this AskReddit thread generated a whole lot of steam. Whether it's genuine cursed food items, or frustrating little figurines, the "Sad Meal" could churn up some bizarre results. 

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Text - DrWhoisOverRated • 15h A1 Award My dad likes liver. When I was a little kid, my grandmother brought some over for him, and for some reason she put it in an old McDonalds bag. I came home from school and opened up the fridge to get a snack, and saw a McDonalds bag in there, and excitedly opened it up only to find a ziplock bag full of raw liver. so...that.

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Text - zxThelronLungxz• 16h Figurines of skinny beautiful people.eating McDonald's with a little button that says "you'll never be good enough" when you push it

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Text - Spade_it_bro • 16h S 1 Award The exact same food just haphazardly tossed in a box with no wrapping. Shake the box for extra effect.

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Text - scantreward • 16h 3 4 Awards Doubt it makes much difference. Happy meals totally don't work. I ate twelve of them once, and if anything, I felt even worse afterwards.

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Text - JustaUser14 • 16h Just a lone slice of cheddar cheese but it tastes like plastic more than ever and there's a slightly molden part at the top right corner

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Text - hardcorpsteacher • 11h I'm a teacher and had this conversation with one of my students: "How was your weekend?" "It was great! We went shopping and I got to go to McDonald's!" "Oh wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. What did you eat at McDonald's?" "I got a Happy meal with chicken nuggets and Sprite and my mom got a sad meal. Do you know why?" "No, why?" "Because grown ups don't get toys with their food and that's just sad." So there you have it. The original sad meal.

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Text - general_cynical • 16h PICTURE OF MY EX OVERDUE RENT NOTICE CIGARETTE BUTTS POSITIVE PATERNITY TEST

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Text - FlashBewin • 13h Since it's targeted to adults, the McDonalds Sad Meal now contains.... Warm,flat pop. The ice has already melted. 4 hour old, cold heavily salted fries. Mcdonalds burger patty inbetween two leaves of warm, wilted lettuce. It has nothing on it but stringy onions and a massive amount of mustard. The prize is a McDonalds gift card with 52 cents on it.

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White - timdawg • 16h Same food, no toy

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Text - pewpewbread • 16h An mlm card where they tell me about all the boss babes working with them and how they are completely self-made

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Text - kimchikilla69 • 16h 5 Awards A greasy mirror at the bottom of the bag to remind you how pathetic eating your fries in your car all alone was.

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Text - JediMasterEvan5 • 16h A stale bagel, a cold cup of black coffee and two Lucky Strike cigarettes.

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Text - TypicalTentacles • 15h A video tape of the Up intro

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Text - Chariot-of-Belenus • 16h Expired milk, one cold chicken nugget, four soggy fries, a stale oatmeal raisin cookie that looks like chocolate chip and a used sticker.

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Text - sonorousjab • 11h 1. A melting cone of soft-serve to represent my deteriorating mental state. 2. A cold apple pie to represent my youthful vigor becoming apathy 3. A big mac with only one patty as a metaphor for being alone 4. A small fries dumped in the bottom of the bag to show I have no control over my life 5. Some open packets of salt spilling over everything, because - salty. 6. No ketchup, because l'm a coward and won't end this nightmare myself

16.

Text - Scorpion17471 • 16h Half eaten chicken nugget

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Text - Zafjaf • 11h Your meal comes in a box that has a sad face on it. It has questions all over the inside that asks you about your career, your finances, your romantic relationships or lack thereof, your family, your grades, your bank balance and when you last checked it. Anything that would cause sadness and anxiety. You open the box, you get a cookie in a bag. The cookie is broken, and either the cookie goes flying when you open the bag, or the bag won't open and you must open it with sciss

18.

Text - Haltopen • 10h A potato with a straw sticking out of it. They don't even give it to you in a bag, they just throw it at your head.

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Text - GHSTmonk • 13h over boiled extra salt spinach on a tofu bun with 3 times diluted with water lemonade/coke mix. The "toy" would 90% of the time be a sticker that just says "your parents have sex" and the other 10% of the time would be a grow in water toy that dissolves into nothing instead.

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Text - gmbunny • 11h Cheeseburger, only meat and bread. No fries, just apple slices. The drink is lukewarm water. They also forget napkins and a straw. No sauce allowed. It's still a meal, but damn is it disappointing.

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Text - millennium-popsicle • 11h The chicken nuggets are actually breaded Brussels sprouts. And the ketchup is bbq sauce

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