Thursday, January 28, 2021

25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong


If you're gonna be wrong a lot, which is most of us, then it helps to at least be funny. Slipping some technically correct dumb jokes into your life will make you seem at least clever when you're bone-shatteringly factually wrong. When you can't be completely right about something, it can't hurt to be technically accurate and not exactly wrong.

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Font - 1m I know every phone number ... Replying to No you don't. 11:16 PM · Jan 26, 2021 · Twitter Web App uli View Tweet activity 27 39s Replying to I do. I just don't know who they belong to.

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Vertebrate - Ned @Nedsfeed Cant blame him based on that picture WISN 12 NEWS O @WISN12N... Man mistakes hunting buddy for deer, shoots him during hunt in South Carolina, officials say wisn.com/article/man-mi..

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Boat - Can You Draw This Ship no.

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Font - mihael5sos so today i found out that i'm allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it's smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can't show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is vickythepixie COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES teacrumps Shoulder blades.

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World - Philip Owira O @Nyathikano · 2d So regarding #BlackPanther. Not a single frame was shot in Africa. The movie was mostly shot in Atlanta and South Korea. The jungle scenes were filmed in Argentina. So much for African pride atlasofwonders.com/2018/01/black-.. O 44 L] 145 86 Becca Gutierrez @Beccagutierrez1 Replying to @Nyathikano So regarding star wars. Not a single frame was shot in space.

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Font - wheeloffortune-design I used to work in a little market and we had to cut blocks of cheese in approximately 1lb cubes. To this day, 1lb = 1 block of feta cheese, in my head. My gym trainer was talking about guys lifting up to 1000 Ilbs. "That's a lot of cheese,' I said. "What. 54,762 notes A

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Rectangle - Ustad @Oye_Dani_ If you die in the same Hospital in which you were Born, Your Average Velocity will be Zero 2:43 PM 21 Aug 18

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Product - infinite love art @artinfinitelove T ordered a meditation book from Amazon and every page just says inhale and exhale A GUIDED MEDITATION FOR BEGINNERS David Ploo

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Forehead - PEOPLE WHO RUN BEHIND CARS GET EXHAUSTED AND PEOPLE WHO RUN IN FRONT OF THEM GET TIRED imgflip.com

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Terrestrial plant - If something is 'old as fuck' then it's about 1.2 billion years old because that's when life evolved sexual reproduction. ultimateventist #wow #fuck is old professorfangirl However, if something is "old as balls" it's only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles. 4 moenetteistumblin I love biologists. 2,63,897 notes

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Nature - Ayn Randy @ltsAndyRyan Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.

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Food - "Went to McDonald's and ordered an "ice- cream sandwich" out of boredom. They delivered."

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Car - Tradition Peer pressure from dead people Sometimes myY genio it's almost.frightening.

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Product - Google tell me the formula for nitrogen oxide Q Al Images E News O Maps D Videos NO Google tell me the formula for sodium hypobromite QAl Images E News Videos Shopping NaBro Google tell me the formula for sodium hydride Q All O Images O Videos E News O Shopping NaH All right, then. Keep your secrets.

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Organism - finest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what's their favorite season and he said garlic powder

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Blue - Ryan Reynolds O @VancityReynolds T remember how challenging it was to sing because the A-hole was so tight. But I pushed through because kids all over the country were counting on me. False @Felix87446772 · 19h Watching a little @sesamestreet with the kiddo, and its an episode with @VancityReynolds and the gang doing an A-Team gag. Its a delight, for both me and the kiddo. Huh? It's- it's the "A sound again! I love it when a plan comes together.

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Input device - I got in a fight with my IT guy, he said he would give me a black eye F7 FO F12 7. T. Y. H. J. N. Alt Chri P. B.

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Face - How many copies of Super Mario Odyssey have been sold worldwide, so far? Over three Over 10 million Over 12 million Over 17 million Me trying to figure out how over 17 million is not over three: V = Ttr| 3 |h A = r? C = 2r %3D V = tr²F

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Cat - CEYO CE AYAK ANA CAT IMALA N UYGU

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Insect - The strong female characters that inspire me made with mematic

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Font - r/AskReddit + JOIN u/TwetBeg ld 1 1 What's a fun little fact about yourself? Discussion 55.7k 36.3k 1 Share f TOP COMMENTS Chrnan6710 •20h 合S8Awards I turned 11 on 11/11/11 Edit: 11/11/11 for the non-Americans Reply 32.1k ActiveLocationsNone • 17h That edit is hilarious. 21 6.5k

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Product - This girl took the shit too seriously! TEAR HERE JACK

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Forehead - This new umbrella creates a force-field of air to protect you from the rain The person next to them

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Forehead - When a parent tells me that their kid is an angel ATIF [Whispering] So was Luciter.

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