Sunday, November 22, 2020

Petty Opinions People Will Defend to Their Last Breath


We may not have fully rounded opinions on life or the universe, but holy crap do we know exactly how we want the dishwasher loaded. Just take these things people are certain of but have zero proof to drive home the fact that people get extremely passionate about minute details. We'll argue all day about the right way to eat a banana.

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Text - TyrannasaurusGitRekt 3.4k points · 6 months ago Hayden Christensen's Anakin was brilliantly acted, but poorly written

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Text - XocoStoner 42.1k points · 6 months ago · 3 R 3 & 4 More edited 6 months ago Improperly installed HID lights should be ticketed aggressively... blinding everyone in the road should be illegal.

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Text - Bumblebeee_tuna_ 40.7k points · 6 months ago - edited 6 months ago 2 & 7 More You're not the only person in the grocery store, lady! Move your cart to the side IN ANTICIPATION of others trying to get by. It's not predicting the future and you really need to work on your spacial awareness.

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Text - M14535955 40.3k points · 6 months ago Push your goddamn chair in when you stand up from the table.

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Text - freddymercury1 37.8k points · 6 months ago 2 & 2 More How the dishwasher is loaded. firelock_ny 11.3k points · 6 months ago The only thing worse than being the only one in the house who does the dishes is being the only one in the house who does the dishes properly.

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Text - alwaysmyfault 36.9k points · 6 months ago edited 6 months ago O O 3 & & 6 More That box of useless cables in my closet? You know the one that has a bunch of old USB cables, RCA cables, even S-Video cables, and a shit load of AC adapters I can't find the ends for? Yeah, that box is mine, and I will NEVER throw it away. Even if it only comes in handy once a year, I'll be damned if it doesn't feel great feeling like a dang hero when your friend or family member needs one of those "useless" c

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Text - NotTheNoogie 35.8k points · 6 months ago 43 3 2 & 6 More When not in use, the microwave is a clock. Stop leaving your unused time on there! You just have to hit the cancel button once, damn!

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Text - LadyLazaev 31.8k points 6 months ago O It's "hear, hear" not "here, here." Get it fucking right.

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Text - BudCrue 30.7k points · 6 months ago 3 & 2 More I'm an astronomer, I know nothing about your dumb ass astrology sign so stop telling/asking me about it.

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Text - HT2424 28.2k points · 6 months ago 32 Scrape your damn plate off before putting dishes into the dishwasher. I'm home from college right now living in a 5 person home, and my sister is the only person who understands this. Everyone else basically puts meals in the dishwasher, or they let things like cereal get stuck to the plates and cups which drives me crazy lol. It's a dishwasher, not a garbage can!

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Text - sputtertots 28.1k points · 6 months ago Close the dang cabinet doors! Close all the doors!

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Text - shiny-spleen 24.9k points · 6 months ago "should of" is not, and has never been, a grammatically correct phrase.

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Text - BigglyBootyBuster 23.8k points · 6 months ago Flying cars are dumb. The idea is nice until you realize that it's too much responsibility and it costs too much for your average idiot to operate legally and safely.

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Text - astonersfriend 23.1k points - 6 months ago People who don't mix their sour cream so it isn't soupy on top before they use it, what is wrong with them?

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Text - redbeardeddragon3 22.4k points · 6 months ago 3 2 & 2 More Those new 'extra safe, high visibility' headlights should not be installed in any vehicles larger than a wagon. I don't need LED spotlights pointing into my eyes from the front and all three mirrors. Seeing is fun for other drivers too.

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Text - red-mekanik 22.1k points · 6 months ago Monopoly is an inherently unbalanced and badly designed game. ON PURPOSE. Whoever starts winning will simply keep winning, and the rest of the player's get a slow slog to bankruptcy. And the winner is usually the most ruthless person at the table. This is why it breaks friendships. It was meant to show the unfairness of unregulated capitalism, and somehow it became an American classic. But compared to modern games, it's terrible.

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Text - ghub311 21.4k points · 6 months ago I bought the house so the spot in the S 2 driveway closest to the front door is mine. Roommates, park your asses on the street.

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Text - princessaurus_rex 18.4k points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago Just this weekend my husband and I got into an argument because he claimed I fell asleep watching YouTube on my phone at 3am. I said I went to bed around 12. He's a web developer with a penchant for systems so went to the home network it showed no wifi traffic after 1am. Showed him my YouTube history the thing I was watching was 2hrs long and was paused at 45 mins in. So..he's wrong but here it is Wednesday he's still but

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Text - KelpCakeDanny 18.2k points · 6 months ago edited 6 months ago Q2 3 2 O 4 That if my wife just stops asking me questions and watch the movie- she'll understand what the movie is about

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Text - ShoulderCake 16.0k points · 6 months ago Espresso, not eXpresso

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Text - ThiccPapaSIZZLE 15.7k points · 6 months ago Throw away your trash at the movie theater

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Text - poorfolkbows 13.5k points · 6 months ago 2 That teleporters kill the person and create replicas on the other end.

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Text - Dentedbutstillgood 12.2k points · 6 months ago it IS worth pulling all the hardware off of furniture I'm throwing away. i might use it to build something someday and screws/drawer handles/whatever are expensive. Also, never mind that huge pile of saved up hardware in the garage. My mess is my business...

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Text - hesipullupjimbo22 11.5k points · 6 months ago · ¡2 33 edited 6 months ago All water does not taste the same

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Text - SupKilly 10.8k points · 6 months ago O O 2 If you put meat into a grilled cheese, it's not a "gourmet grilled cheese". It's a Melt.

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Text - AndThenThereIsJess 10.4k points · 6 months ago S If you tell me you are going to "defiantly" do something, I am going to picture you doing it with defiance. All angry. Marching around pissed off that you had to do it. It's definitely, people. Def-in-it-ely and de-fi-ant-ly are two completely different words with completely different connotations and definitions.

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Text - tomatoz 8.9k points · 6 months ago 6 S MSG is not dangerous and it's sad so many people miss out on its deliciousness because of misinformation!

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Text - happypness 8.4k points · 6 months ago People that dont know the difference between losing and loosing get my downvote every time

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Text - SpanglesMcGlorywings 8.1k points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago Please don't try to have a conversation with me when I'm in another room, especially if I'm doing dishes, laundry, making food, showering, etc. I'm trying to listen to you, but cannot clearly hear what you're saying. Odds are I'm going to ask you to repeat yourself three times or I'm going to ignore you until I can come to where you are. Either way, you'll likely be pissed about it. I now understand why that pissed my m

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Text - Chan273 7.0k points · 6 months ago Not every Indian dish you eat is "curry" flavoured. Stop!

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Text - [deleted] 4.3k points · 6 months ago edited 6 months ago If you hate small talk, AND are disgusted by the word "moist", AND think pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, there's a 50% chance you're a boring person who gets all their opinions from the internet. Sorry O

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Text - brokendowndryer 4.1k points · 6 months ago Han Shot First! You can't tell me otherwise, George Lucas.

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Text - EquivalentInflation 3.8k points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago 28 is the worst multiple of 7.

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