Friday, October 23, 2020

Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right


In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

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Text - @x1yeons · 1d youre telling me this shit doesnt look fake as fuck 8.1M views • From TJ Cooney 2,687 17 34.3K 168K Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Replying to @x1yeons Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin agreed to fake the Moon landinig. But to make the footage look as authentic as possible, they urged NASA to film it on-location. And NASA agreed. 3:59 · 19 Oct 20 · TweetDeck 1,679 Retweets 218 Quote Tweets 16.7K Likes @x1yeons · 8h Replying to @neiltyson SO TRUE KING!!!!!

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Text - Tim Hogan @timjhogan · 3h Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with "M" and he replied: "Malphabet" He was escorted out of the room. O 28 2798 O 974

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Text - mother Today 22:09 can you come out? yeah gimme a minute mom, i'm gay i know that silly. come out to the car. car, i'm gay L

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Text - eli the pumpkin pie @jazz_inmypants fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit grapefruit honeydew dragonfruit fruits that do live up to their names: orange 8:21 AM 10/15/20 · Twitter Web App

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Yellow - That's just wrong on so many levels WRONG WRONG URONG DUERONS

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Text - billy if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

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Hair - John 'take your care' Fury @joshuaS 10 Stay retired Paul you're a better commentator than fighter Paul Felder o @felderpaul Does it make you feel good saying that? Now would you say that to my face man to man? John 'take your care' Fury @joshuaS 10 Nope you'd kick my ass that's why I said it on twitter Paul Felder @felderpaul Fair enough

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Water - if this water is so "smart" how'd it end up getting trapped in a bottle?? stupid idiot water getting owned FOR smartwater

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Text - if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead. SKRITCH SKRITCH SKR SIC

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Font - A very rare photo of the Milky Way viewed from Mars

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Line - Area 51 Volume 51

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Text - James @CaucasianJames marry someone u only kinda like so if u get a divorce it won't be that bad

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Text - William Osman @CrabsAndScience If a professional piano player is a pianist, is a professional race car driver a racist? @NASCAR 17:57 · 4/14/20 · Twitter Web App 365 Retweets 5,951 Likes William Osman @CrabsAndScie... · 1d v Replying to @CrabsAndScience OMG I totally forgot about people who make rap music O 36 270 O 3,385

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Text - There are more planets inhabited by robots than by humans in our solar system *happiness noises*

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Text - Ayush @ayushguptaaa Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg 8:01 am · 19 Oct 20 · Twitter Web App 86.5K Retweets 3,861 Quote Tweets 539K Likes

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Coca-cola - ORIGINAL TA 15 Coca PACK 3 MORE CANS THAN 12 PACK जे

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Tire - LEGO produces 700,000,000 "car" tires a year, making them the largest tire manufacturer to ever exist. LEGO GrauE 17 72 Jao

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Arm - Remember if your girlfriend looks like this, she's a keeper

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Yellow - NOMEN made with mematic

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Sign - END ROAD WORK END ROAD WORK END ROAD WORK RQAD WORK

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Organism - Teacher: Plants need sunlight, water and soil to grow Potato: umade with mematic

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Text - World's Most Accurate Pie Chart Pie I have eaten Pie I have not yet eaten

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Text - I CAN'T ESCAPE F2 F3 F1: THERE'S NOWHERE TO'RUN 4. TAB CAPSO F SHIFT AND I LOST ALL CONTROL F. R E

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Text - 1. Write <or >. 2. or or a. 0.5 1.0 b. 3.2 3.02 c. 4.83 4.8 or 6.4 d. 6.25 or 0.07 e. 0.7

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Rat - CANNIBALISM

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