Saturday, August 22, 2020

Clever Comebacks That Hit The Bullseye


We've always had an appreciation for razor sharp wit here. It's quite satisfying to see someone walk right into a clever comeback that there's simply no coming back from. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks we recommend checking out the cleverest of the clever comebacks over here.

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Product - FOX FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc School district says no pajamas for online classes School district says no pajamas for online classes satin angel @yikeseth_ Lmfaoooooo what yal gon do? Send em home? "

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Text - augenwiehimmel • 11h Buzz Aldrin - the second person to set foot on the moon - claimed $ 33.31 in travel expenses: Houston > Cape Kennedy > the Moon > Pacific Ocean > Hawaii > Houston. Reply 1.7k V Ginsu_Viking • 5h Yep. Up through the Space Shuttle missions at least, astronauts were allowed to claim a basic travel allowance. One of the early astronauts attempted to claim mileage as well and was promptly given a bill for "government-provided accommodations" i.e. the spacecraft. 950

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Text - O Funny 2h Yeah b*tch science! added a new photo. 24 Jan 2018 at 5:26 AM · O God is like oxygen. You cant see Him, but cant live you without Him! Haha Comment Share You and 1 other godaI You can't see oxygen? Here is oxygen at -218.8 °C Now show me God's photo

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Text - TODAY I thought happiness starts with an H. Why does mine starts with u? 1:54 pm / I think you have dyslexia 5:15 pm

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Text - ɔ min ago Can you do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then you don't need a bill counter

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Text - r/AskReddit u/backupstrapon • 7h Guys, what made you realize, "this girl is definitely not into me"? 1 3 4 4 2 15.6k 4.3k 1 Share Y BEST COMMENTS Askafishy • 3h Gave a girl at work my number on a piece of paper and she handed it right back and said " We talk at work all the time so let's keep doing that" Reply 1 5.2k

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Head - SHAQO @SHAQ How the hell did I lose so much hair Imao LeBron James O @KingJames Cuz for every free throw you missed, one falls out lol

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Text - M Eden DANK @PodierEden The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent mate

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Text - Name Less 39 reviews 30 photos ★* a month ago Meatball grinder is WEAK! As someone who transplanted from a state serious about grinders, this was disappointing. It was good but lacked sauce, being hot, and melting of cheese. This grinder is also relatively small for a pizza restaurant Response from the owner a month ago I'm sorry, but I cant take criticism from someone who calls a sub a grinder. ...

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Sky - T hate you with every inch of my body. That's not a lot of inches.

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Text - Unusual Qween @stephlonsonia If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid. Alhaji Royz + @royzkingin You are absolutely right.

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Text - Replying to @kanyewest Is God had a child he'd name him Kanye 11:35 PM · 8/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Retweets and comments 83 Likes 27 Olanvest121sh OCreatorOf what about jesus 44

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Text - uili Verizon 3G 12:47 PM 66% Messages Edit You must be wearing space pants cuz your ass is out of this world ;) Actually, they're softball pants cuz my ass is so out of your league :)

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Text - r/Jokes Posted by u/criskobeats1 2 · 5h If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring. On the other hand, you don't. 3.1k 57 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL The TrueDal · 12m I dont get it; whats stopping me from wearing a ring on both? Reply Vote criskobeats1 2 10m Probably your sense of humor.

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8h @Wendys is it shameful to be eating Wendys food while sitting in a Mcdonalds parking lot? t3 10 13 Wendy's @Wendys Replying to You're probably raising the property value tbh that's a lot of damage

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Text - r/unpopularopinion Posted by + Join • 20h Cameras should be removed from cell phones. Cameras should be removed from cell phones. Everyone always has to take pictures and video of everything instead of enjoying things. Constantly having a camera at your disposal is ruining humanity in more ways than one. ↑ 1.2k 699 Share + I TOP COMMENTS I don't think cameras are the problem, so much as social media, thať's like blaming spoons for obesity. Reply 1 2.7k V T

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Text - meme kween 1/3 @kweenofkatz My landlady told us not to say "Hey" to her, so my friend helped us draft a message instead and I- Hey, l'll be moving ir of the Land, M'Lady please allow that I establish residency in the premises sometime after the 1st day of the 6th month of the year of our after June 1st Please don't addres Lord, Two thousand twenty. Warm Regards, Peasant V of the Oil Fields 1:23 PM 23/05/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity >

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