Thursday, June 11, 2020

Scottish Tweets To Keep Yer Day Moving


We'll always be ready for some more Scottish tweets. Scottish Twitter does a wonderful job at portraying the Scottish culture. On top of that, it's way too much fun to sit back, and read Scottish tweets out loud. Like you can almost sound like a Scottish person if you do it with enough gusto and passion. 

Check out some more hilarious Scottish Twitter gems over here.

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Text - caitlin My mums just commented this on my cousins Fb status, AHAHAHA wee savage Angeaa 0000 vodafone UK 4G 14:29 @ 79% Lauren 13 hrs o In a relationship Today O Like Comment A Share Be the first person to like this. Angela It's a job you need Lauren not another boyfriend xxx 55 m Like Reply

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Text - jadey b @xxjadey_x My gran works in Asda and was told last night to take essentials home incase she couldn't get out today/ tomorrow n she brought home 3 bottles of winena 40 fags talk about bear grylls

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Text - Lewis @lewisTVAOF Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call <>

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Text - Liam Forrest @itsyaboi95 Hate when u ask someone where something is and they go 'try opening yer eyes' try dodging this jab ya melon

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Text - jordan trotter @jordan_trotter Its mad the kind of plans you make with people when your out on a weekend. Aye lad, ill come snorkeling with ye and your uncle kev the morra

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Text - Noam Dar @NoamDar Following Imagine yer job was employing service dogs & u had to fire one, pure heartbroken saying "best of luck in yer future endeavours Baxter mate" RETWEETS LIKES 129 339 11:51 PM - 13 Dec 2016 6 40 t7 129 339 ...

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Text - Mel @Melfyx When a was younger ma maw had grounded me so a took the tele remotes to school with me Kenny @670Neill How petty are you?

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Text - cazzz @carlarennieX does anyone else's mum always play 120 questions the mornin after you've been out? Who ws there? was it good ? did u get a wee kiss? Omg u did dnt lie! Did u get taxi home? How much money did u spend?xXx GET OOT MA ROOM N LET ME SLEEP WUMIN AM SO ROUGH

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Text - Kaneo @Kaneo_67 Maw keeps buying dark chocolate biscuits knowin fine well am allergic tae it hinkin it'll stop me tanning them a hink again Alison hen get the epi-pen ready 11/13/17, 7:10 PM 407 Retweets 2,918 Likes

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Text - SUPERNOVA @NoamDar When i see a police dug I deliberately act pure suspicious hopin to get inspected by Sgt. Good Doggy actual gies a wee cuddle Officer Fluffy 03/06/2017, 22:06 >

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Text - Beetyy @beattie_01 mind in school u used tae do P.E then just pop yer tie back on and bounce straight intae higher geography drenched in sweat. wtf was that 28/02/2017, 22:32 490 RETWEETS 1,935 LIKES

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Text - lan Gunster @ianGUNSTA Dream aboot winning the lottery at least 10 times a day... pretty optimistic as a dinny even buy lottery tickets 28/09/2017, 11:08 4,784 Retweets 18K Likes

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Text - Paula Ramsay @plouise16 In McDonald's and the girl shouted to the back 'need a spicy legend' and a wee guy shouted back 'I'm right here doll'

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Text - ll 02-UK 10:46 © 21% I Tweet Tom Harrison @tomhharrisonn Hate them cyclists that take up the whole road n act like there remaking Tour de France you'll be doing tour de hospital if ya carry on 22/10/2017, 16:19 4,704 Retweets 17.6K Likes

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Text - Graeme Lester @fairlyoddgraeme Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds like "Spice Girl" in a Scottish accent and a canny stop 31/03/2016, 23:04 104 RETWEETS 69 LIKES

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Text - sassy @CameronSim78 Wenty the doctors way hearing problems n he goes can ye describe the symptoms na says aye homers fat n marge has blue hair

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Text - Shaun Kenneally @ShaunKenneally See when your waiting on a takeaway delivery you can hear every car door shutting in a 5 mile radius

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Text - MaxCurrie @currie_max My dad said he was that poor as a wee boy his family used to open the windeez and the birds would throw the breed in

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Text - sam harvey @SamHarvey_98 Mad when someone holds like 3 doors in a row for yan you've gotta change up your way of thanking them each time. "Thanks, cheers, nice one" 09/03/2017, 16:05 13.6K RETWEETS 41.1K LIKES

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Text - ninaa @ninagilbert7 honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since 1:22 PM · 16 Jul 17 5,734 Retweets 22.3K Likes

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Text - Nicole Baird @Nicolebairdd_X Canny believe how expensive being alive is <>

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Text - Ellis Donald @ellisdonald_ tht feelin of a warm Chinese on ur lap when ur takin it home is whatI imagine bringing home ur first born is like

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Text - scottyJ @scotty_j_ Ma dads actual raging at me because a came in steamin last night and used all the family ham to feed the cats in the street aee

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Text - Declan Hamilton Follow @67Hammy If drinking cocktails makes you any less of a man then chop it aff and call me sandra coz a love them 9:20 PM - 7 Jul 2017 3,398 Retweets 21,607 Likes

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