Monday, June 29, 2020

British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion


Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

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Vehicle door - Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along the road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects it and explains that as it is under 50mm no action needs to be taken at this time #cwaclive

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Text - Cheshire West O @Go_CheshireWest · Mar 7 Thanks for getting involved and commenting. We will take all your comments and questions and pass them on to the Highways team. Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest · Mar 7 So far this financial year we have spent over £1 million on pothole repairs. We have recently been awarded £445,141 of extra funding from the Department of Transport's Pothole Action Fund #cwaclive 27 3

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Text - Cheshire West Following @Go_CheshireWest Replying to @dodgyd Hi, it might not be clear from the photo but the spirit level is resting on the road surface, this was amongst a chain of shallow defects all less than 50mm

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Text - Alistair Carruthers @Alistair_C 1d Replying to @Go_CheshireWest He's not even measuring from the road level, his plank isn't long enough because the pot hole is so big. O00 Cheshire West @Go_CheshireW... 1d Replying to @Alistair_C Hi, it might not be clear from the photo but the spirit level is resting on the road surface, this was amongst a chain of shallow defects all less than 50mm 000 Alistair Carruthers @Alistair_C Replying to @Go_CheshireWest 1d It definitely looks like it's below t

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Text - FAB Pothole @FabChester Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren.. Darren.. DAARRREN.. get back up here... call the office and tell them to bring our biggest spirit level ! #darrenfail

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Adaptation - Fuzzy Duck @BoatingFuzzy Follow Replying to @Go_CheshireWest And in this photo we see Brian and his level, on his way down to prove Gaping Gill is only 43mm deep.

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Text - Mark Hawthorne @MarkyHawthorne · 44m Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Are Cheshire West or Darren deleting tweets that disagree with them?. 27 1 1

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Technology - Ruth @Ruth6907 For the comments alone.. #darrenfail 23h @ShitChester Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along the road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects it and explains that as it is under 50mm no action needs to be taken at this time #cwaclive 700 FAB Pothole @FabChester 23h Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren you've got to be fuckin kidding me mate.

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Text - George Land @george_a_land Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Honestly what an own goal. I'm crying with laughter that you think that's an appropriate response. Just fix the hole!!

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Text - Lee Shuttleworth @Shutty72 Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren needs to put his specs on! The spirit level isn't sat on the road surface correctly!! Cheshire's roads are a disgrace and dangerous especially to cyclists.

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Text - Sam Levey @Pedal_Medal 12h Replying to @MiddleRinger I am a big fan of the outright lies they're spreading @Go_CheshireWest Cheshire West e @Go_CheshireWest Replying to @bandit12blue Hi, it might not be clear from the photo but the spirit level is resting on the road surface, this was amongst a chain of shallow defects all less than 50mm 10:53 am - 07 Mar 18 1 Retweet 2 Likes 000

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Geological phenomenon - Ryan Mcinerney @RKMcinerney Replying to @Go_CheshireWest DARREN 'S SPIRIT LEVEL SAYS ITS FINE

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Motor vehicle - Emily Martin @EmsVelo Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Has Darren tried putting his glasses on and measuring to the other edge?

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Text - Gareth Jones A.C.C @MFTNHSCoder_GJ Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren's mate is going giving him a hand measuring up 4GIFScom GIF

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Wall - JamesW @jwrw Replying to @Go_CheshireWest @bandit12blue Seems legit.

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Motor vehicle - Andy @Bluecrossbar Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren measured this one earlier

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Product - Kieron Redmond @KieronRedmond Replying to @Go_CheshireWest How deep do you think my bath is, Darren?

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Text - Jonny C @buejcoll Replying to @Go_CheshireWest This has turned out to be a truly embarrassing tweet for @Go_CheshireWest. Please just delete it for your own good before this goes viral thanks to @Chris_Boardman. It's clear you have no respect for cyclists. @NevilleSouthall @carltonkirby please continue to shame this council.

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Asphalt - Brian Woods @digitalfailure Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Here's one Darren deemed ok earlier

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Text - James Bilham @jbillers Replying to @Go_CheshireWest How can anybody look at that and think it doesn't need repairing! That is quite possibly lethal for a cyclist. Not to Mention the damage it could easy cause to a vehicle. Or somebody swerving to avoid it. Rather than finding reasons to not do a job, just fill it.

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