Sunday, May 3, 2020

Absurd Individuals Who Didn't Get Satire


By now, people should be aware of things like satirical news websites, but for some reason, we still get sadly mistaken people who didn't understand satire. Whether it's because they didn't read the source, got so angry they wanted to believe a joke headline, or are just plain dumb, people will believe the dumbest headlines. These sites have been around for years and mistaken people still don't get satire.

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Text - History MetallicA OTOP FLIGHT 1 S COLLEGE THEHARDTIMES.NET Metallica Sues 8th Grader Over Hand-Drawn Logo on Notebook O Like Comment Share Wow they should be proud an 8th grader liked their music not sue the kid. 15m Like Reply

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 5h Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign trib.al/ M43cuzu #OurAnnualYear2019 FOUNDED ON FRESH OUR ANNUAL YEAR Best of July 30 27317 2,895 Replying to @TheOnion Why would they have thought this was a good idea

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Nose - Biden cut a hole so he can still sniff peoples hair. 1 Comment O Like Comment Send stupid ass, defeats the purpose of the mask

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Text - Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined March 26th, 2020 thebabylonbee Now there is study wouth the (Tìma) nioney spent. What dumb ass college wasted time and money on this. Stupidity is in abundance !!! 37m Ronlu

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Text - Tweet @HardDriveMag · 12h Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in 'Dune' Remake Hard Drive Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in 'Dune' Remake thehardtimes.net 68 27 1,946 12.2K Sylveonica @AncientBolt Replying to @HardDriveMag I don't think they did. And it's not possible to gain that much. 18:31 · 14 Apr 20 · Twitter Web App

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Face - Yesterday at 12:10am · e Can someone explain what this is saying there are a lot of three year olds in the world two year olds and one year olds im so confused. Youngest Child Ever? Jonah Is Just 3 Years Old CLICKHOLE.COM Like · Share My nephew is two. 18 hrs · Like

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Text - The Onion Yesterday at 4:29 PM • "Man, this shit never gets old." THEONION.COM Zoom CEO Reclines Back In Chair In Front Of Massive Wall Of Screens Displaying 10 Milli.. Jocelyn Herrington This guy is nothing more than a snooper. Has no life of his own, so needs to feed on other people's life... shame on him!

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Text - Obama: I'm So Proud To Endorse Joe Biden-That's Who They Went With, Huh?-For President' bit.ly/3416x9t 28 27 171 1,049 Replying to @TheOnion Wow says a lot about the candadate the Democrats are choosin that even Obama who had Biden as his own Vice president is suprised by it

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Text - ul Cell C * 17:47 The Onion O @TheOnion 15h Geneticists Debate Ethics Of Cloning Humans And Forcing Them To Fight To Death In Pit For Our Amusement bit.ly/3evoz3n 73 27362 3,319 1 Replying to @TheOnion How is this even a debate. The hell is wrong with the world today? Tweet your reply Σ

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Job - THE HUMAN G-SPOT PROJEC THEONION.COM Scientists Announce They've Completed Mapping The Human G-Spot O Like A Share Just another way to get money while sitting on there asses, leave things alone and get a real job 7h Like

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 8h More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions bit.ly/3exU8t8 29 27 464 3,685 Replying to @TheOnion and @imanitartt They need to stop cooking shit up in the lab, bout to make another virus 4:02 PM · 18 Apr 20 · Twitter for Android

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Peeps BONELESS. SKWLES MARSHMALLO BREASTS Peeps THEONION.COM Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and mor. You and 8.5K others 505 Comments 4.3K Shares Like Comment Share Most Relevant Write a comment... GIF What! How is this news??? At a time like this, in the middle of a pandemic! Some corporations have ZERO soul Like · Reply · 29m 46 A Hide 11 Replies

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Text - 12:49 1 3 hrs · : Here we go again... April 12 at 2:33 PM· O New global virus called ID-10T is spreading quickly by @HeroicHenry March 31, 2020 A new global virus is quickly spreading globally. The new virus, ID-10T, has been reported in every country. Everyone is susceptible to the virus.

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Font - Sweet revenge: scientists infect bat with human flu I....l.. Vote 4 Share Award * BEST COMMENTS Frick1977 · 20m Abusing animals makes you smile? I thought that was a marker for a psychopath. And bats didn't do this. Humans did. Humans literally eating animals while they are still alive. But yeah let's blame the animals for existing. Reply

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 22m 15 Most Common Misspellings bit.ly/ 2XX5DJO Truk O 22 2739 363 Replying to @TheOnion Seriously?! "Truk"! 12:44 PM · 4/6/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - ull Verizon LTE 4:03 PM O 1 n0 51% Tweet Jack Del Rio @coachdelrio Pure ignorance The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 32m Liberal Treated With Hydroxychloroquine Hopes He Still Dies Of COVID-19 To Prove Trump Is Stupid buff.ly/2URli6M 3:57 PM 4/7/20 Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 26 Likes SGA @SGA_FLA · 4m Replying to @coachdelrio Who wants to tell him?

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Fictional character - shared a link. New Member · 3 hrs Created from a grant from Kentucky! AWB&S 102 O_LRY RELIGIMAROLE.COM Five Televangelists transmute to form giant prayer bot to fight evil atheists. 14 1 Comment O Like Comment Is this for real? Don't get me wrong, though. Many Christians are smart enough to know their way around technology. Like · Reply · 55m · Edited

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Font - CNN @SuperToughScene · 2h CNN Those who do marijuana are 1000x more likely to contract the COVID-19 virus, a new study finds: edition.cnn.com/2020/04/10/hea. 338 271,908 O 5,536 Replying to @SuperToughScene It's from @CNN, that makes the odds of this being true about 12 gazillion to 1. No @CNN, I am not clicking the link to your story even. I will search for another source before I give you any income.

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Product - 4 hrs · * This is great news! Let's hope Australia follows suit! NBC NEWS EXCLUSIVE GISHGALLOP.COM Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program O Like Comment Share 2

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Photo caption - Mallor Weanesday a 8:11 PM · O BELEEN TRKET BALBEN THKET BABYLONBEE.COM Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks O Like Comment Share 13 1 share Yes Lord!!! 01 2d Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 23:37 • The rise of the Dragon is the antichrist system THEONION.COM Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program

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Transport - HARD Eiers The Hard Times O @REALpunkn... · 1h v 5 Places City Officials Made More Punk Rock 5 Places City Officials Made More Punk Rock thehardtimes.net t716 O 129 Replying to @REALpunknews and @queenburtis Those are there to stop homeless people from sleeping or taking shelter. That is NOT punk rock.

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 15m Make sure any bat or pangolin meat you cook reaches 165 degrees Fahrenheit in order to kill all bacteria. bit.ly/39R1N2V Best Methods For Staying Safe From Coronavirus 45 27 279 1,186 Replying to @TheOnion It says right in the name it's a virus not a bacteria. 10:31 AM 07 Apr 20 · Twitter for Android

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Cat - Waterford Whispers News ww news 8 hrs • * i O WATERFORD WHISPERS NEWS 1 MIN READ 'Dogs Can't Eat Chocolate' Revealed To Be Some Shit Cats Made Up 2.3k 387 comments • 563 shares Like לן Comment Share Owen Kelly How can a cat make some thing up???? You should never feed dogs chocolate no matter what this paper says! You should fact check before printing something like this ...your putting dogs lives at risk...you should be ashamed.

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Photo caption - MINO AND MORTALITY SCIENCE WATCH RESEARCHERS SUCCESSFULLY TEACH GORILLA IT WILL ONE DAY DIE ONION IL-CHASM CALIFORNIA BIOTECH FIRM INTRODUCES 3 NEW ENVIRC iliyas10 • 6 days ago i Why the hell do humans wanna give animals Existential crisis... VIEW 5 REPLIES Kes McC • 6 days ago This is incredible and it's mind blowing how human like gorillas are. I do feel really sorry for the poor gorilla though, those scientists made him have an existential crisis and demean himself :( GE

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