Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness


These tweets are packed with ominous positivity. They keep things a bit darker and also try to be playful. You'll probably either love them or hate them. Such is the way with interpreting aggressive displays of optimism. 

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Text - Dread Singles @hottestsingles YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MEAT, YOUR CLAWS AND YOUR DORSAL SPINES, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING IN THE CAGE OF YOUR RIBS, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOU, DARK AND GLORIOUS ARE ENOUGH, WITHERED AND SURVIVING, YOU ARE ALWAYS ENOUGH <>

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Text - Spooky Mama Pajama e @mamapjs1 Embrace your inner child. Run in a meadow. Laugh at the sun. Follow the rainbow. Pee in your pants. Get angry at the color blue. Scream because circles should be squares. Tell a stranger she looks like the lady in daddy's secret magazines. Believe in magic.

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony people will criticize your dreams. "you can't marry the moon." "being sad is not a real job." "stop summoning the devil." ignore them. be real. be yourself. start a cult.

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Text - riconastysgf isn't there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can't look at me without immediately suffering the consequences crazyintheeast Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa velmajinkiesdinkley "If you don't have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine"

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Text - The Cryptonaturalist Mar 11 at 6:20 PM • O Follow Hey. Your matter recalls cosmic explosions and you tasted oblivion before you learned your own name. Fear nothing.

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Text - SpintaxTheGreen @SpintaxTheGreen do not YOU DARE to consider I have not used MY VAST AND WONDEROUS POWERS to figure out EXACTLY how hot each of you are AND I AM WELL PLEASED.

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Text - when i become a ghost, i'm going to leave messages in blood...but they're going to be overwhelmingly positive, like "you're doing a great job babe"

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Text - Source: The Cryptid Bartender It's fine to identify closely with an already existing cryptid but remember that you are your own individual creature of the night. You are a unique otherworldly being and it is perfectly wonderful to develop your own cryptic nature. Get out there and grow those antlers or speak that mud and rock language. Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods, you beautiful abomination.

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Font - @imskytrash therapists only want one thing and it's fucking discussing

10.

Text - corvuscricket DONT SKIP DINNER OR SO HELP ME COD ILL BREAK INTO YÕUR KITCHEN AND MAKE YOU SOME FUCKING RAMEN Friends take notes ender-w Do it pussy

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Text - donni saphire Follow @donni Shoot for the Moon. Stab for the stars. Poison the Sun. It's time to kill space 10:56 PM - 10 Mar 2019 3,772 Retweets 13,600 Likes ta 3.8K O 14K 52 Tweet your reply donni saphire @donni - Mar 10 Space started it. Let's finish it ta 37 443

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Text - senator-organa my art may never be as good as i want it to be, but i have hands and a pencil and i will make that everyone else's problem

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Text - Dread Singles @hottestsingles I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT...YOU ARE AN IR- REPLACEABLE GASH IN THE FAB- RIC OF REALITY, YOUR KEENING STATIC HOWL IS LIKE NO OTHER AND IF IT FADED FROM THE ABYSS THE VOID THAT WOULD REMAIN WOULD BE UNFILLABLE AND THE MANSIONS OF SILENCE WOULD FOREVER FILL WITH OUR LAMENT

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Text - Roxi Horror O* @roxiqt Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.

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Text - Infosec Memes @InfosecMemes_ Embrace your inner Goddess. Raze a city to the ground. Accept blood sacrifices from your followers. Demand rituals of self- acceptance. Empower the down- trodden. Create magic. Unlock the mysteries of the Universe. Ascend to a higher plane of existence. Believe in your own divinity.

16.

Text - Enjoy yourself while you can. 2,9, 13, 42, 48, 53

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Text - Brooklyn R. White @brooklynrwhite cyberbullying is so 2011. cyberuplifting is the new wave please get with it

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Text - Buttcrack > i gotta go to work in a bit ehhh You're gonna have a fantastic day!!! It is already done It's like a curse but a good one You're doomed to have a terrific day Delivered

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Text - AYO I SEE YOU SCROLLING. DID YOU DRINK WATER TODAY? GO GET SOME. LOVE YOU.

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Text - Mike Primavera @primawesome Don't be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car Go hard. Learn magic. Lease a falcon. Start a cult. Are people worried about you? Sure. But are they also a little curious? Yeah man sign them up for the cult, you gotta make those falcon payments.

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Text - soracities who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can we all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

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Food - Bite St Natura & Skittles TASTE THE RAINBOW. Ingest the light. FEEL ITS POWER. Absorb all color. Devour the sun. EAT THE STARS. You are unstoppable. CK FOREST ST ny

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