Monday, November 23, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason


As it turns out, Legolas doesn't need to worry about that silly horizon. Nor does any other elf in Tolkien's wild word. Tolkien lore actually shines light on the true nature of elves, and their ability to see the world as a flat disc, while everyone else sees it as a globe. Pretty fun stuff. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about the crude king of satire, Skweezy Jibbs.

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Text - S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

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Text - hubris-i #*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button" fridge246 tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in loveletc. wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades jemthecrystalgem Sorry it's what to elves

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