Saturday, November 21, 2020

Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children


To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.

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Text - Children are the best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal: The student who raises $500 dollars for the school will get this free hat 12 year old me: That is such a great deal

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Text - Brian Wecht 000 @bwecht shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream "TURN OFF THE CAMERA" several times while she screamed "I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING A SHOWER"

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Text - Enormous Earl @enormous_earl When I was 12 I tried to cheat at poker by pulling some cards out of a nearby deck when nobody was looking. I grabbed 3 kings and put them in my hand, discreetly hiding the cards I was replacing. So then there I was, holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs.

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Text - Melissa Petzer: 1 year ago My mom found an assignment I did in third or fourth grade where I had to describe my role model. I chose my mom and then said she is my role model because "she does stuff for me" and the photo I chose was one of her chugging a margarita.

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Wood - 20:05 1 Home Favourites Recent -0- -0- When your son comes home with this that he made in holiday club Apparently it's a hedgehog 2 comments

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Child - She wanted ravioli for dinner. I made ravioli for dinner. She didn't want ravioli for dinner

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Text - have q good war Actual 5 letteR From Kid

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Text - When I was nine I got the food slapped out of my mouth for calling my twelve year old sister a slut at the dinner table. She dropped a fork or something so my smart ass says "nice one slut." My mom apparently had no idea l had confused the word with clutz.

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Pumpkin - ... This Fills Me With A Rage I Didn't Anticipate 7h • E My son wanted to do his own design instead of one of the precuts. He decided to make a "machete with blood dripping down" So now I have to display a fucking penis pumpkin for Halloween O 2.1K 203 Comments

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Text - 9h · : My child told me he wanted to be a veterinarian tonight. I asked what made him want to do that and he said "I just think it's kind of gross that meat comes from animals and I think it's really gross that when you squeeze an utter really hard, cheese comes out of it. I just can't eat it anymore." A veterinarian O Like Comment A Share sand 11 others

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Text - cassietotallyjust: In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn't ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn't turning into a bird at all

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Text - Conversation My 7 year old just woke me up at 1:00 in the morning and asked me if water is window juice This 7 year old Idon't need sleep. I need answers. made with mematic

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Text - When I was like 8 | heard that insects died in the winter so I started crying and ran out to the street with a plastic bag and put as many insects in it as possible,which of course suffocated them.

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Text - WAY FINDER 10-10-2020 128 PM L2 Search Please enter at least 3 characters to start your search mom Nomuts found Sup Young kid lost at Our Tampines Hub searched for mother on touchscreen mall directory Big brain moment.

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Text - ... Sep 6, 2019 ... to me v To the Parents/Guardians of It has come to our attention that there is a goldfish snorting challenge that is becoming popular among students. With several youtube videos being produced, students are mimicking the challenge in the lunchroom and on school buses. We have spoken to students and made announcements about the health hazards of snorting anything through nostrils including infections, irritation of the lungs, and aspiration that could lead to pneumonia,

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Organism - Kid destroys $15,000 LEGO sculpture an hour after new exhibit opens NLY

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Organism - 1:30 Sand Dollars: Its Alive! Sea Something 11M views 8 years ago Anime Princess 1 month ago Confession I took a bite of my sand dollar when I was little now I just realized what I did 凸 686 回 29 29 REPLIES

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Car - 1:36 PM Search Facebook I has decided that, because his boots are camo, he shouldn't have to put them in his closet bc "you can't see them." News Feed Friends Watch Marketplace Notifica

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Text - When I was riding in the car as a kid, there was one road where my mom would start repeatedly looking over her shoulder and accelerating pretty rapidly. I thought the road was a place where police were always stationed, and that she was being chased by the cops every single time. It wasn't until I was about 11 when I realized that she was just merging onto the freeway.

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Child - I won't let him eat the bathroom garbage

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