Saturday, November 21, 2020

Bad Life Pro Tips That Won't Help at All


Self improvement is a noble pursuit, and all of us could use some advice here and there to help us live our lives better. Wherever that advice is, it won't be found here. These are all just dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Maybe you'll get some directions on how to alienate your friends or make your life worse, but that's where the fun is.

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Text - Shower Feelings @feelings_shower A good way to find out if youre truly old is to fall in the street. If people laugh, you're still young. If they rush to help you, you're old. >

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Text - 8yo: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff Me: like what? 8yo: like if we don't pick up our room a portal will open and take us to another dimension Me: well that's what happened to your older brother 8yo: what older brother? Me: exactly.

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Amusement ride - These irresponsible people were not using masks in public transportation. Luckily, my silent but deadly technique never fails

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Photo caption - LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE SURE YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE ON THE INTERNET ARGUING WITH STRANGERS ABOUT POLITICS.

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Text - Here's a tip Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say "thank you, Lord for this meal I'm about to have" and charge at them with the fork

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Bicycle - NDRACK No bike lock? No problem. FANATI

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Line - In the Event of a Water Landing

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Text - Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have a billion dollars.

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Text - EmpireYT @ShowSpritee · 34s 000 Have a lot of debt? Just go missing. After 7 years you will be declared dead & so will your debt.

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Food - When you absolutely hate washing dishes f/Sarcasmlol

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Text - Bo Ballew ... @boboballew Fun fact: If you wear sweatpants everyday people will ask you if everything is okay 3:29 PM 11/10/20 Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity 14 Likes

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Text - Ace Star 000 @saber_arsalan If you see a hot girl that's out with an ugly girl, ask for her number If the hot girls says no, just say "I didin't ask your ugly ass" and then get the ugly girls number and destroy the hot ones confidence. If she says "ok" you just got a hot girls number. You win no matter what 11:33 PM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Joint - Sleep with a sword, and if a volcano erupts or meteor crashes, your skeleton will be warrior in a museum.

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Vehicle door - r/instantkarma u/In_Karma_We_Lust 4h · V.redd.it E 2 2 2 e 4 3 3 Robbing A Woman. O COPS.COM 18.7k 725 1, Share + Award BEST COMMENTS * InstantKarmaBot . 4h midnite · 2h O 3 3 Awards If someone has their face blurred it means you're on camera. Don't rob them, find someone without a blurred face. + Reply 1 1.5k ...

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Text - Hugs @ EVO @HugS86 Remember folks: You don't lose in gambling unless you quit. Never give up. 11:14 PM · 11 May 17

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Joint - May 19 92 miles away This account is run by mays current boyfriend. I want to find her a replacement before I break up with her

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Text - BATHROOM TIP Going NUMBER 2? DISCREETLY COVER UP YOUR POOP SõunDS BY CONTINUALLY •SHRIEKING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

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Bottle - If you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs, but will also teach you not to touch your face and eyes. Hont forget TABASCO BRAND SAUCE Follow me for more tips. mu com PEPPE

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Text - TRAINER Supporter Steven's Advice & Ln Sapin Don't close the door after a cab refuses to take you.

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Text - Joe Hendry 20m ·0 If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it. #entrepreneur

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Text - If you hang bananas like this, the bananas will take longer to spoil because the bananas think they are still in the tree

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Font - Custom Zelda design for my Switch FRE INTENDO WITCH

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Photo caption - If a murderer is chasing you, hand him a pair of scissors and run away because he cant run with scissors 8 IQ

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Text - Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune made my last car payment I till owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore 8:22 AM 10/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Default ... @McClaneJohn2 Pro tip: If you reply "go fuck your self" to the bosses email, you don't have to work tomorrow. 7:25 PM · 10/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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