Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Horse Sizes are Ridiculous


Leave it to people to parse out the extreme limitations on what you can do with horse genetics. They just get so dang big, it's hard to think about realistically. For some interesting junk about horses and their weirdness, here's a tumblr thread on a "master" in animal sciences getting schooled on horses.

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Horse - beeftart horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses d.com this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

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Horse - and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

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Horse - hostilepopcorn fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

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Horse - you look at this and think "wow that's a horse i bet I could ride that" but you'd be wrong because this is an american shetty and it's the size of a large dog K

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Vertebrate - also fun fact, this is the world's smallest horse, thumbelina

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Horse - and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme wodneswynn I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

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