Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Library Themed Humor to Check Out


As we get older, most of us tend to think less and less about libraries, and in a way that's regrettable. It's a confusing trend too, because as we've gotten older, our desire to take advantage of free things has only gotten stronger. Knowledge is power, or something. Here's a twitter thread of a librarian's insights about the general public.

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Text - HI! MY NAME IS PAGE. I'M THE STORE CAT. I SCRATCH AND BITE. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH OR ANNOY ME. (OR CALL ME "FAT" OR ASK IF I'M PREGNANT)

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Ceiling - 11, 12 10 .8 76 5 SELF CHECKOUT 4.

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Shelving - Mystery Wytary BURE ORAIHAN MELERMAN C IVER OF BARKNESS E THE DEAD OF WIRTE

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Poster - BATMAN RETURNS HIS BOOKS TO THE LJBRARY CHNOLOGY SCIENCE FOOD A HEALTH COMUTINO EDUCATION TRAVEL SPORT ANOLSIH

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Text - SNAKE DK CHRIS MAITISON WOLVES EPTURING THE NATLRAL SPIRTOF THESEINCREDBLEANMALD OWLS TIH ESSENTIAL VISUAL CLIDE TO THE WORLD OF SNAKES MARIANNE TAYLOR Animals I Want to Wrestle T Brain! Penguins The Ultimate Guide THE TIGER The HORE VENBEANEE AND SURVIVAL JOHN VAILLANT Passion Beauty Splendor Strength Tui De Roy Mark Janes lulie Cornthwaite

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Text - more inside Pleasure your shelf 705-431-7410 www.innisfil.library.on.ca

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Snow - Pan Tha COLD? CHECK OUT A BOOK! YOU'LL STILL BE COLD BUT YOU'LL HAVE A BOOK

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Library - H0TTT TR G CARO MEG CABO SECRET TIP. If check out all the you books in a library you can start your own library A CLOCKWOK OHAHGE

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Architecture - Please be patient. Our display on procrastination will be up soon.

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Bookselling - Dude, Where's My Shirt? Reade CHRISTINE JAWHERAS LLLAN JEWER ASHLEY MARYJANICE DAVIDSON BEARS EAVIN BADLY SHIFTER ATES CIXIN L DARK PROMISES CLAIMED PROBLEM VOKAT MARTIN LORI FOSTER STARS CHERYL BROOKS NTO THE WHIRLWIND MAVERICK KERRY KAIT BALLENGER X-OPS EXPOSED SPEAR PAIGE TÝLER WICKED COWBOY WOLF TOREVER YOU HAD ME JAGUAR ASH Jessa Dare ROOKIE MOVE Promise candala Wilde We 4he IHighlanders opan SUZANNE ENOCH EIOISA JAMES Game MONICA MCCARTY SCOT Reentite ALYSON YNE nting r Highl

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Text - А new reading display is coming soon! Meanwhile, please enjoy our large selection of invisible books.

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Book - own I Don't Remember the title, but the cover was Red TESS MANLE LAND REMOS PERFECT LITTLE Wheperng Shadovs WORLD KEVIN WILON 2UCAL GIRLS THE ICENGANT LIGHT Heart Sick B WORLD CARLE

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Text - Annoyed by noise? Anonymous - no need to leave your study space Just send a text! Text the word "Noise" and the exact location of the disturbance to: and a member of the Library staff will investigate

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Text - I LIKE BIG BOOKS ANDI CANNOT LIE CAN YOU OTHER READERS CAN'T DENY; WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE AND A BIG SPINE IN McCAMON YOUR FACE YOU GET INTERESTED! WANNA GET OUT YOUR NOTEPADS 'CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE. DEEP IN THE BOOK I'M READING, I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP SPEEDING, THROUGH BABY I WANNA GET THAT LITERATURE, AND INSTAGRAM THAT PICTURE, ME BUT THAT BOOK YOU'VE GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY! MY TEACHERS TRY TO TRAIN (BABY GOT BOOKS) ......

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Text - LIBRARY BOOK RETURN DROP BOX IS BROKEN! Please visit Cathy inside to return books UPDATĖ! Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets

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Library - GARA SEVEN STONES ANISSANY TTE Crime Why not try...? TINI SUE ORAFON GERRIWSEN 1GERRIYSEN MAMEL A P 4499 MCHAEL CONNELLY MCHAIL CONNELDY THUGLLONE SCAN MICHAEL CON0 WINI MARTINA.COLE GET EVEN Come MAKTINA COLE U GET EVEN Harlan Cont BARBARA CLEVUY BARBARA CLEMS

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Undergarment - umimet leadirig Prtigram LIBRARIES ROCK! seffn shep RARIES ROCKI W THE ROCK

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