Sunday, August 2, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Food Cube Asserts that Hot Dogs are A Kind of Taco


If you subscribe to the belief that the shape of the starch component defines the dish, then a hot dog in a bun suddenly starts to enter taco territory. This radical form of classification is reminiscent of the whole "coconuts are mammals" Tumblr thread. For some more Tumblr gems, here's some Tumblr gold harvested from Tumblr's rabbit holes.

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Text - haha-cluck ... * cadaverkeys Follow REI tilthat Follow TIL about the unifying cube rule theory that claims to settle not only the “Is a hotdog a sandwich?" question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow The Cube Rule of Food For idiutifying dishes lbaved on starch locations 3 Toust Sandwich Taco Soyp/S. fud w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone

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Cuisine - an bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area. runcibility Follow I mean... ... they're not wrong

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Text - callmebliss Follow That looks delicious. I want it. jabberwockypie Follow It also suggests pizza is toast, and an apple pie is a calzone.

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Cartoon - inner-sakura Follow I Gvess

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Text - dealanexmachina Follow TACO SAUSAGE! i-am-the-broken-bride Follow This suggests that cannelloni and burritos are sushi. mothman-flaptual Follow Open face sandwiches are toast you heard it here folks!

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Food - supreme-leader-stoat Behold, sushi. asharomi Follow Diogenes is rolling in his grave goldredblueblackwhite Follow Diogenes in his grave is a calzone

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