Friday, August 7, 2020

Clever Comments That Stuck Their Landing


Nothing boosts the ego like unleashing a clever comment that just nails it. The internet's always going to be full of people firing off senseless tweets and stinking up otherwise perfectly good comments sections with blatant displays of ignorance. 

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Text - Elie Mystal O @ElieNYC · 21h I'm really sick of being a parent today. It has been FOUR MONTHS since anybody other than me and my wife have been responsible for them. It's hard. I feel like non-parents have no idea how hard it's been. O 5,468 271,451 28K DAngelo136 @DAngelo136 Replying to @ElieNYC Actually, we do. That's why we're not parents.

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Text - D: 4h You don't know you're not a doctor 1 4 + The noble tradition of bending · 4h Actually I do know that I'm not a doctor 35

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/ElbowShoes 7h How is the U.K viewed by the rest of the world? 595 1.3k Share Award BEST COMMENTS Lord-Ringo · 7h The UK is the largest supplier of Independence Days to countries around the world. Reply 1.5k

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Text - MyDonkaDonk • 3h Ah my bad dude, Im 15 1 2 + Reginald_Ufferly • 3h Age is never an excuse to be uneducated -14 tyetanis • 3h Cheezees • 3h So what's yours?

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Product - Kids nowadays don't know nothing bout these. yeah because that's how time works

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Text - Jennifer Wright O @JenAshleyWright After 4 months of social distancing | feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.

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Text - and 2 others liked free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent mate Eden @PodierEden - 1d The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. Show this thread

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Text - Previously Unsaid Sentences in Human History 22 mins · E Yesterday at 11:27 PM · O Gen Z is too afraid to ask a waiter for extra ketchup, but will bodyslam a cop OS0 778 46 Comments O Like Comment We respect those who actually serve View 2 previous replies... BRUH

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Text - t7 You Retweeted Pizza Hut Restaurants O. 2019-01-17 Piza tut Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't RESTAURANTS delivered since 1992... Leeds United O @L... · 2019-01-17 Prefer @dominos thanks! They don't take a week to deliver a tweet 5,068 t761.1K 206K Show this thread

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Text - @bejewelledbud Can you guys please recommend books that made you cry? Frease @FreaseDaddy Engineering Mechanics: Statics (14th Edition) Russell C. Hibbeler

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Product - Yandie @Yandi_S_ I have a question to all men Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass. LIBERTY @Katlego_Mahapa The same reason why your girls bring a purse on a date and don't pay

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Text - Rihanna's Uterus @ChiChi_knows Men are really bad at reading signs and hints. Sam. @_JackN4Tweetz_ You a grown ass woman with a mouth though.

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Text - 12h Replying to @hulu Pathetic movie 75 27 10 48 Hulu @hulu · 12h it won.. four oscars.. 23 27 519 9K · 11h It's not in English, no one wants to watch a movie that they literally have to read to understand what's going on. Sound is such a huge part of movies and it being in a different language is so weir s 531 27 15 37 Hulu O @hulu · 11h if you don't want to read subtitles, you can always learn Korean! 211 E7 2.6K 13.8K

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Text - Courtroom exchange of the day. Huh? ***red to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could t

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Text - Tom Anderson @myspacetom 2h People keep asking, so l'll say it: fear over Instagram's terms change is ridiculous... Get real folks! 2h @myspacetom says the guys that was not able to keep a social network alive Tom Anderson +1 @myspacetom says the guy who sold myspace in 2005 for $580 million while you slave away hoping for a half-day off

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Text - r/Libertarian Posted by u/SCF5 • 10h Can we all just collectively say... Discussion Fuck communism. 1.0k 275 Share Award BEST COMMENTS fr4ncisco56 • 9h S 1 Award Collectively??!!! * Reply 1 917

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights TwistOut @Steph__Will 2 Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Text - Riyike e @Queentito_ What is your idea of " the perfect date "? Femi Lee @femscie DD/MM/YYYY Other formats can be confusing really

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Neck - When your fake ID works My Coode My Cur DANK A Black Person @GivethNoFucketh That's because you look 34

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Wood - bliss . @k333na papaya peach pineapple banana spring water maca powder and raw honey post workout smoothie Markus Gilliland @markusanthony17 obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

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