Saturday, July 18, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck


Staring into people's mouths all day has gotta be a bummer, so it's fun to hear about a dentist who takes their job as seriously as a bored Walmart employee. For more weird stuff that happened on the job, here's a pizza deliverer's list of strange people they've met, as well as more people who didn't give a heck.

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Text - filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said to me: "Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I'm going with the second one because it's way cooler."

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Text - "When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren't bleeding which means I'm either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly" "You don't need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don't worry your insurance will cover it."

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Text - "Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can't order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone." "Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour..or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too."

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Text - "I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don't let you do that as a regular doctor." spectralserval1138 Chaotic neutral dentist? Source: filledwiththislight

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