Thursday, June 4, 2020

Various Moments of Misfortune and Chaos


Misfortune can arise at any time, and in way too many flavors. It could be something as simple as ruined concrete or something as spectacular as a spilled truckload of herring. Also goose attacks. You can never forget about goose attacks. Wherever there are people, there are unfortunate moments of failure and chaos.

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Vehicle - подЗЕМНАя ПАРКОВКА 2 ЧАСА БЕСПЛАТНО ДАЛЕЕ 50 РУБ.АС

2.

Leg - "Got a new printer. The old one didn't go out without a fight." 00

3.

Food - "Grabbed 4 hard-boiled eggs from the fridge this morning on my way to work." Zoloc

4.

Vehicle door - "Accidentally glued the rear view mirror mounting tab on backwards and then broke the windshield trying to take it back off."

5.

Metal - "Somebody didn't strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken!"

6.

Fire - Esso P59 112 FIRE WOOD

7.

Land vehicle - "Model S came in earlier, fell off the delivery truck."

8.

Food - Ctet

9.

Toaster oven - BLACK+DECKER Mini

10.

Floor - "Flooding from the heavy rain caused the sewer lines to back up.... into my basement. For reference, that's a poker table and two counter height stools in the back. Literal doo doo water." 凶风

11.

Stairs - "Someone in Australia was tying their shoe when a Fire Bombing plane had to drop their load due to turbulence."

12.

Bird

13.

Wood - 00 "The dog snooped into Dad's wallet..."

14.

Bathroom - "Got up this morning and went to have a shower.."

15.

Skin - "There were mountain lion tracks on my driveway. I live in a wooded community and go out to the bus alone at 6 AM."

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Motor vehicle

17.

Land vehicle - CIMINI

18.

Property - "When the wife tries to clean the dishwasher with concentrated washing liquid"

19.

Land vehicle - OKANAGAN

20.

Supercar - 82

21.

Seafood

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Property

23.

Glove - "I accidentally put my leather gloves in the washing machine."

24.

Footwear - Just got a shipment of my shoes, they are two different types and two different sizes." R omt

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Floor

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Auto part - "Finally got the pictures from my cruise developed."

27.

Motor vehicle - MY SHIP CAME IN . AND SANK

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