Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Brits And Americans Clash Repeatedly On Tumblr


These funny Tumblr moments do a great job at reflecting the interesting relationship between the Brits and Americans. Apparently comparing Hershey's to any chocolate sold in England is a mortal sin. Also that spicy banter about how the British call it "maths" while Americans call it "math" was enjoyable. It is mathematics, after all. 

Check out another clash of the cultures with this Tumblr post where cultures collided over unfair grading scales.

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Text - impala-outside-221b: severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer? tea But it's hot... only tea there are no other drinks only tea Wait... What if you don't like tea? then the weak die natural selection s tommowar Source: esparati 155,117 notes Jul 14th, 2017 ... t7

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Text - nutrigrainbarf: serious question are there any other channels in england besides bbc bbc2 bbc3 BBC Four bbc1 hd BBC Five BBC News 24 BBC Parliament ВВC HD Birminghan UNITED KINGDOM Fshguard pswich London Reading Bristk Dovec Dun outhampton onlgrighton Cal Omout Weymouth Portsmouth Peruince Strat of Dover English Channel Aey Cherbourg CHANNEL ISLANDS Le Havre Guemsey Rouen Jorsey Cag Cbbc If you're not into TV there's BBC Radio 1 BBC radio 2, 3, 4 and 6

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Text - England: "Fantastic. Cheerio, America." America: "Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude." S aphcanada-remade 153,269 notes Jul 17th, 2017

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Text - dubbledeckerbus: a-sorta-fairytale: iwishihadafather: when british people say "maths" i laugh because thats fucking stupid when american's campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats fucking stupid 00000 00H! 00000 ho00 O pod 0 0000H! conpletelyseriousconics.con we fucking call it maths because it's fucking mathematics there's more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-fuckers can only handle one

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Text - annyoung89: Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns. I've not the slightest idea how you've come round to that idea. Exactly. I haven't the foggiest idea of how you've come to that conclusion. What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat? Behold, people that have never been within 50o feet of anyone even remotely British. Fremdscham (German) Embarrassment felt on behalf of someone else (often someone s

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Text - bowiesglassspider: GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS FUCK IT IS STILL BURNING I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA AND IT STILL BURNS what a bunch of wimps

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Text - i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey's milk chocolate what where you expecting Just to clear things up I'm british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk Hershey's just appears to be solid cocoa death wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something Pretty much How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather i love the real world news vi

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Text - snorlaxatives: quiettimeeverytime: snorlaxatives: do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal in america is everyone ignorant it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast setheverman Source: snorlaxatives 558,006 notes Jul 17th, 2017

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Font - MY MATE BOILED MY WILLY vvanking: I've never seen a more british sentence in my life. s cheikothings Source: getofftheinternerd 182,278 notes Jul 14th, 2017

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Text - Anonymous asked: BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* T HAS ΤΟ HAVE Α ΜΕΑΝING youngvlcanoes: ahrned: chavvesty:

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Text - mate it's hard to explain mate it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it." what the hell does this say im f*cking crying

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Text - thinkinsidethebluebox: exprincesssammya: prinsenafnord: exprincesssammya: prinsenafnord: Britain is a strange place. #WE HAVE TO BOOST THE POWER AT A CERTAIN TIME TO COPE WITH EVERYONE PUTTING THE KETTLE ON FOR A CUP OF TEA yOU'RE JOKING RIGHT wow No, I'm not. It even has a wiki page. Oh my god.

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Text - bowiesglassspider: GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS FUCK IT IS STILL BURNING I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA AND IT STILL BURNS what a bunch of wimps

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Text - i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey's milk chocolate what where you expecting Just to clear things up I'm british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk Hershey's just appears to be solid cocoa death wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something Pretty much How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather i love the real world news vi

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Text - snorlaxatives: quiettimeeverytime: snorlaxatives: do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal in america is everyone ignorant it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast setheverman Source: snorlaxatives 558,006 notes Jul 17th, 2017

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Font - MY MATE BOILED MY WILLY vvanking: I've never seen a more british sentence in my life. s cheikothings Source: getofftheinternerd 182,278 notes Jul 14th, 2017

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Text - Anonymous asked: BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* T HAS ΤΟ HAVE Α ΜΕΑΝING youngvlcanoes: ahrned: chavvesty:

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Text - mate it's hard to explain mate it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it." what the hell does this say im f*cking crying

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Text - thinkinsidethebluebox: exprincesssammya: prinsenafnord: exprincesssammya: prinsenafnord: Britain is a strange place. #WE HAVE TO BOOST THE POWER AT A CERTAIN TIME TO COPE WITH EVERYONE PUTTING THE KETTLE ON FOR A CUP OF TEA yOU'RE JOKING RIGHT wow No, I'm not. It even has a wiki page. Oh my god.

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Text - 1996hondaaccord: How to start a fight in any pub in Britain: Say "chip cob" what the fuck is a chip cob? *chip butty if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that Ok what the fuck is a chip butty? The wrong name for a chip cob I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don't gotta participate in whatever this BS is s flapperwitch

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Text - jalathas the-grand-highboob Source: whovianpotterl... whovianpotterlocked: lady-alicyn-of-winchester: whovianpotterlocked: hey guys it's fireworks night tonight What the fuck is up with British ppl celebrating an attempted mass murder of parliament? i honestly don't know british people are confusing and i am a british people 4,102 notes

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Text - harrysgettinhead: british people are so fucking cute they called christmas lights 'fairy lights' they called sweaters 'jumpers' sneakers are 'trainers' they say 'you alright/you ok' instead of 'how are you' i quit fuck off you condescending twat They also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated above Dickhead is another favourite, knobjockey perhaps too if you're feeling adventurous.

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Text - beta-sheratan: America: Names their hurricanes somewhat cool names, like Katrina, Sandy etc. Britain: We shall call this storm... Frank. s beta-sheratan 170 notes Jul 14th, 2017 ...

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