Sunday, May 17, 2020

Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right


While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

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Text - Tweet Jay Foreman O @jayforeman 23h Knives are better deserving of the name chopsticks. 16 17 122 1,159 See replies

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Text - chippingthegoalkeeper I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like "oh it's such a small town, only 35,000 people" like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective thegoldengals According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villag

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Product - CHRON.COM Prisoner who died and was brought back claims his life sentence has technically ended enyol @engxl he not wrong

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Text - salem @mightbesalem he's not a drug dealer mom he's a freelance unlicensed pharmacist 8:46 PM 4/9/20 · Twitter for iPhone uli View Tweet activity 38.1K Retweets 215K Likes

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Conversation - Not to sound racist but I like cheese But that's not racist Yeah, that's what I said

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Text - wivernryder How in hell do you get "Dick" from "Richard"? mttheww you ask him nicely

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Text - Greta Today 9:43 pm If you could rearrange the t and the a in your name thatd be great

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Text - slavery Americans have literally no banter eyeofthelionfish idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point slavery I'm American thescourge-sisters Civil war

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Product - My girl said "no more sex in bed until you put a ring on it" hope she likes it

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Text - Claire @AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

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Cartoon - "If a toy from toy story died, the humans wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch them play with corpses" Me:

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Text - astelic C-***: @Astelic · 21h now instead of saying "-2k19" we can say "-2k2k" this is awesome!! 43 27 18 527 Ziaia @Ziaia6 Replying to @Astelic Were living in 2020 while shes living in 20002000

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Text - Benjamin Dada @DadaBen_ No sex before marriage. Say it after me. GİLLEY @TraeGilley Me it.

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Face - All languages travel at the speed of sound, except sign language that travel at the speed of light VF

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Cartoon - Patrick Star. License to kill FISHING LICENSE DATRICX AT STRR PatnicA Posted in r/dankmemes by u/boomroasted06 O reddit

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Banner - LAMAR 1-800-233-9942 STAY OFF THE TRACKS THEY ARE ONLY FOR TRAINS IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE NOT A TRAIN WEST COAST EXPRESS

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Text - Monika @justbestdoki Writing tip: 19:37 · 4/11/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates are always upset when I tell them l'm a bus driver.

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