Sunday, May 17, 2020

Hilarious Scottish Twitter Gems


Man, we love the Scottish Twitter. It's clearly the best Twitter. One can really get a taste for the Scottish culture through their tweets. It's particularly fun to read the tweets out loud. If you really commit to it, you might actually sound Scottish for a hot second. While, of course, you have no idea what you're saying. 

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Text - Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard in Glasgow. "A butterfly is just a moth ga'un on a night out".

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Text - @caitlinnn_19 · 18h mental how the louvre is just the french version ae the forge shopping centre CT FORGE 29 27 592 7,326

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Dish - james @semaj554 · 23h Big man's cooked this under a lamp Steven 1888 @1888steven · 1d My fried eggs are getting close to being perfect. Don't worry about the sausage btw, that's pepper on it.

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Text - Brian McGuire @brianmcguire95 Don't hink my da gets how to use emojis 00 00000 EE 4G 10:13 41% ( Messages Dad Mob Details iMessage You going st Mirren game Yes Steven picked me up on our way! Ur texts didn't come through till now Delivered Today 10:13 Enjoy your break Iv You lots Kevin's sister passed away today Message

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Text - J'eyWhite @j0eywhite Biggest lie told by yer maw has defo got to be "yer dinners ready come down" | still fall for it every fkn time just to stoat aboot the kitchen like a spare prick for 5mins 18:23 · 11 Feb 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - daniel @dansawers Howlin at ma maw, the dugs just turned his nose up @ a wee bit ae garlic breadn she goes 'it's fckn M&S ya wee bastard get tht eaten' 9/28/17, 9:07 PM 9,492 Retweets 45.9K Likes <>

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Text - Texting ma pals before quarantine: - Awrite fannybaws? Texting ma pals during quarantine: - T hope your family is in good health

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Text - dylan sangster @dylansangster_ why is it so awkward walking back after u bowl in bowlin

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Text - Josh Charlton @Josh_Charlton1 · 23h imagine walking hame after a 3 day bender and seeing a house taking its jacket aff. Get that to fuck Engineering @en.. · 22/04/2020 The Unzipped Building 38 27987 13.7K

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Text - Dish - bigmac @andrewmacfie1 Tried to put another topping on but he didny have that mushroom left Pingu @BeansAndPitta · 1d dinner made right

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Text - Darren Fox @MrFox13 How class is it when ur pet comes and joins you in the garden eh, both just sunbathing having a great time. Tell you what if ma cat could talk a bet he'd turn to me and say "some fucking weather the day ma man" and wink as he gubs a can eh tennents

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Text - jordantipping @jordantipping_ IKE Ma maw said l'd never make a car out of spaghetti, should've seen her face when a drove pasta hahahahaha

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Product - MARTIN STONE @stonefish100 Spent afternoon sprucing up the step daughters bedroom for the grand arrival of her new bed. She's well chuffed cos she's bought it herself. T open the box ready to assemble the dreaded flat pack..the daft fucker has only gone & spunked 250 quid on a headboard. No bed. Vertaal Tweet

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Text - montyyyy @montyyyy17 Never understood why acts at festivals shout 'are you ready' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes

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Door - JustMunz @_lamMunz_ ALWAYS ME Replaced the clock wae a pizza and ma maws keeps walking past it no even realising a 12 4,

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Transport - Don't #VisitScotland. Totally overrated. The Forth Bridge is a huge disappointment - much smaller in real life than it looks in the photos. #StayAtHome DO 288 29 Comments 29 Shares O Like Comment A Share Ton Fan Ann Murdoch That is not the fourth bridge.

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Text - Charlie Allan × @Charlieallan164 Someone on my snap chat is feeding a wee hedgehog out the back wae slices of ham and I dunno what I expected hedgehogs tae eat but it certainly was not SLICES OF HAM 11:23 · 20 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 3,636 Likes

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Text - Just over heard a wee laddie about 13 saying to his pal "am defo grounded when a get hame, took the kitchen door for the bonfire" <>

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Text - Dylan Stewart @dylanstewartcfc Canny believe somebodies broke into my shed n stole my limbo stick, How low can ye go 22:14 · 14/04/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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