Thursday, April 16, 2020

Reviews Employees Would Leave For Their Customers


The tables have turned. Yes, this fun AskReddit thread asks employees how they'd review their customers if the whole Yelp review process were flipped. Maybe providing a space for employees to write up their customers for rude behavior and irritating antics would ultimately serve to raise awareness in those most severe cases of entitled customers. If this thread leaves you hungry for more content about working in the industry, check out the worst customers that people ever dealt with.

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Text - RedWestern • 7h Came in. Ordered. Ate their food in silence. Left minimal mess and a reasonable tip. Then buggered off. My perfect customer. 5 stars.

2.

Text - Roxeigh • 8h 1 Award "She walked into the store and complained that outside "smelled of gasoline." I told her we would address that issue as soon as an employee became available to do so. Customer is apparently unaware they are pumping gas at a gas station when complaining about the scent of gas. Perhaps she could consider NOT huffing it while filling her tank?"

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Text - UndercOverUnicOrn • 8h The lady who yelled at me on the second day of my first job over the price of milk can have a solid 1 star.

4.

Text - Ibutler96 • 8h She lied about her hair history, wanted white blonde in one session on her "virgin" dark hair that the strand test determined was a lie. Said she could do it herself at home, turned hair orange instead. Came back to get a color correction and after explaining why she couldn't have blonde she said she'd settle for anything but orange and lighter than the dark. Gets a beautiful chocolate/caramel color and cries because it's not blonde and too expensive, and also leaves no tip

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Text - dawrina • 9h "Came on opening weekend of one of the biggest movies of the year 5 minutes before the showtime and then was shocked they'd have to stand in line for their concessions. Then complained to management that they 'missed their movie'. Like what did they think was going to happen? Like We'd have a reserved placed in line for them because of their obvious VIP status as King Douchelord of Assland?"

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Text - PokeBattle_Fan • 9h Guy comes in in the middle of the festival, no reservation, by car, and blames ME because it took him 2 hours to go the entrance of the city to my hotel because there are 200 000 people walking around the streets, and police barages to help the flow of pedestrians. Then he blames ME again because he did all of this for nothing because we're full. What did he think would happen, walking-in with no reservation during the city's largest festival? 1 star, would not recomme

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Text - LostPotatoHotPotato • 10h 3 1 Award "Apparently the basic front desk bell is too complicated of a mechanism to operate for this person. Also demanded that I reduce her rate because we ran out of complimentary coffee and she couldn't wait the two minutes it would take me to make a new pot. Insulted the housekeepers, too. 0 stars"

8.

Text - Jajajabasket • 10h Gah! She practically drinks all the salsa and I keep having to give her refills. Her chip-to-salsa ratio is seriously questionable. Otherwise, she's nice enough.

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Text - DaveSW777 • 8h E 2 Awards Nice, pleasant man. Always orders the same sandwich every time, making preparing for him simple despite the complicated sandwich. Tips well, never talks longer it takes to complete his order. Also, the only male regular over 50 that doesn't leer at my underage coworker. 5 stars.

10.

Text - mindfeces • 10h 1 Award I just wish the lady that cuts my hair would discreetly tell me if l'm a good tipper or not.

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Text - theghostofourprivacy • 8h A customer walked in the front door of my very closed, curbside only pub today and asked if we had any steak. He had to ignore a giant sign saying PLEASE STAY OUTSIDE WE WILL BRING YOUR PHONE/ONLINE ORDER OUT TO YOU. Zero out of five stars. I almost had a rage stroke.

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Text - WeapThicc • 8h This stupid old man threw a tantrum over canned noodles. I told him it was on the shelf, but he insisted there were bags in the boxes ontop. I told him the boxes were full of the same canned brand but he didn't listen and started to cause a scene. I went to get my card with a step stool on it to show him, but he started hitting his cart yelling "damn it" I got so angry I ripped the box off the top shelf and cant everywhere. He just said, "guess they were cans" and walked of

13.

Text - denizgult • 5h The curly haired young guy with glasses and a baggy- skater vibe dress sense. Clearly smokes hella weed, comes in high and orders food and is always just so polite, like as polite as a customer can get. Sits on a chair and waits for his order and has this stupid smile on his face staring at nothing like 3 time a week. I don't know you but I love you bro.

14.

Text - zakolo46 • 8h "Very friendly, usually gets a root beer to start and a coffee after their meal" "Eats out on break from lunch daily, usually wants quick service and minimal interruptions, sometimes eats with a client. Usually tips well." "Made many additional requests throughout the meal during peak dinner hour. Left the table disgustingly messy. Did not tip well" "This guest is awesome! Likes to take suggestions, so offer a drink and make sure to have some lesser known dishes memorized. W

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Text - Tomato-Tomato-Tomato • 5h I stayed at an AirBnB in China and my host reviewed me. Google translation: "Very Handsome Big Boy"

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Text - -EDGAR- • 9h Family came into the restaurant today and order a good amount of sushi rolls and some chicken hibachis. There was no problem with their payment or their demeanor at first, but be careful. Looks can be deceiving. As soon as we provided their kids with forks, they started flinging rice at each other. Parents didn't even bat an eye, like this was a normal thing, so I'm sure they have done this at other places too. They left the area around them looking like the kids were playing

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Text - Hurricane2410•7h Had a customer that was on the phone through the whole order while I was trying to make her burrito and kept asking what she wanted in it and she wouldent answer. so I started to wrap it up but then she began to yell at me because she wasent done yet and began to bitch about how I needed to do my job better. Meanwhile she was still talking on the phone and we had 30 other people in line because it was rush hour. O stars maybe try not to be such a karen next time.

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Text - BatteryPoweredBrain • 8h Left me a tip that looked like a $10 bill, but when you unfolded it, it was just a prayer. Hope they rot in hell. I would leave them 0 stars if I could.

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Text - cisu_x • 8h "Very polite but also incredibly awkward for some reason."

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Text - cirkusbee • 9h after not reading our "cards only" sign, she tried to pay in cash. After being informed we couldn't take cash, she through a temper tantrum and cursed us out. 0/5 stars.

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Text - pearlypoo • 8h I always thought there should be a Yelp type thing for rental properties and landlords. Type in the address or landlord's name, "1 star, freezing and mouldy in winter. Landlord didn't give a fuck."

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