Sunday, April 26, 2020

Ingenious Insults Full Of Meanness


Good old rare insults take an outside the box approach to the banter game. The comments section always has a trick up its sleeve. With enough time and commitment put forth toward crushing someone's spirits, the perfect rare insult can pop up. This particular batch of rare insults definitely delivered. 

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Photo caption - Replies Tim Kunken:1 week ago 0:37 Are we just gonna forget this scene? Rats are unable to gag or throw up, so this dude's soup is so bad that it broke the rules of nature 939 E 11

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Text - Sam Yousufzai · 3 weeks ago Jake Paul, you don't know me but I've been in a wheelchair most of my life and today I finally stood up just to turn your music off. Ie 4.4K 1 205 VIEW 205 REPLIES 5.1k 51 Share f TOP COMMENTS ▼ -_No-one_-_ •1h•That guy probably got more likes than th.. Altar_Falter • RageFace Against the Machine • 2h • Oh man ... bean_birthday_cake • INFECTED O· 2h Jake Paul is like a gas station bathroom. Hard to look at, but you go back just to make fun of it. Reply 29

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Audio equipment - CORONA if salami was a person it'd look like Joey Diaz IL 2.1K 11 O 19 19 replies

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Text - -1 CRIME WATCHE Fuji • 3 months ago (edited) At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over It 19K 210 VIEW 210 REPLIES Sing Song • 1 week ago He looks like a confused thumb It 2.9K 37

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Leather - abizit gill • 10 months ago Triple H looks like a biker who's killed 3 people but sounds like an insurance agent

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Face - Scott M • 6 months ago You look like a torso coming out of a couch. 563 E 32

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Music - optimisticcosmic • 9 months ago Joey's mouth is below his shoulders. 769 E 24 ...

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Selfie - G• 18 hours ago The dude looks like he's in his mid 40's pretending to be in high schooler in a Hulu original series 1.6K VIEW 10 REPLIES

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Photo caption - M. Hrce EY. ICKE 192 OFFICIALLY TRIGGERED • 6 months ago Carson literally looks like cheddar cheese that decided to be human. 7.9K 1 目34 34 replies

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Text - Kayla Ancrum @KaylaAncrum The hardest I've ever been owned in my life was when I was 21 in Barnes & Noble and a teenager asked me where the manga section was. I told them but also said "I don't work here." They looked me dead in the eye and said "I know. You just looked like someone who would know."

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Food - deme @hotcheetoprncss · 2d why do british people still eat like they're in the 1800s and don't have electricity BBC Yorkshire O @BBCLookNorth Yorkshire, we have an important question. Christmas cake, with or without cheese? Show this thread 1,001 17 37.5K 187K Rebecca Travis @papimorte Replying to @hotcheetoprncss Why do Americans eat like they have free health care?

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Eyewear - Abdu Komilov • 1 week ago He looks if u take off his glasses his nose comes off with it

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Text - Ballin Kaepernick @TheCoolTeacher_ Y'all. I'm in class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot. I hear this: "You're like a plunger. Always bringing up old shit." THOLLERED.

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Photograph - @hassan Maisie Williams looks like a very young grandma #KIMMEL Kimmel

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Font - cool beans • 4 days ago His friend looks like a mannequin with the head on backwards 431 VIEW 6 REPLIES THEE

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Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society

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Text - I spent $6K and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate "Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

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Face - COLDEUSION V Comments 15K HeliRy · 7 months ago Mark Zuckerberg's dead eyes, Steve Jobs' black turtle necks, voice of Megatron. Seems legit. 7.6K a 97

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Text - viking @notviking me in fourth grade: look under there friend: under where me: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician and you, my friend, are a naive simpleton. your family line deserves to die with you

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Text - adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

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