Sunday, October 11, 2020

"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers


In this busy world of ours, it's easy for things to slip through the cracks. Maybe a pole gets installed wrong here, or some road signage gets misspelled there. Many of us would look at these and say "we better fix that" but another great many of us say "good enough." The resulting impressively unprofessional "Not My Job" moments are indeed good enough, but in a different kind of way.

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Door - be

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Brickwork

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Signage - FOREIGN OBJECT DEBRIS FOD FROEIGN OBJECT DAMAGE

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Alarm device - F

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Sign - AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE

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Countertop - In case the sink overheats or catches fire...

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Font - Ok so we use Pam to spray the waffle iron so it doesn't stick, you don't have to do it Everytime, just in the AM SPRAY FIRST Julia caught this real dumb dumb we hired from the other day...spraying the sign... and not the iron hemco She's been spraying the sign that says "spray first" and then putting a waffle cone on

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Road - STOP NEW AMSTERDAM.VODKA 93 PINTS- STPS

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Wood

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Text - Пирожки в ассортименте Patty in assortment Самса Samsa Сосиска в тесте Sausage in the father-in-law Курник Patty with chicken

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Escalator - AYUD Introduc - BOTE =ó < de - LATA = ó < de Y rec en Ons dor

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Toy - Eggs Blue Raspberry Bon Bons Tutti Fruit Botte INSERT I CON TURN TWICE MAO

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Street light

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Table

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Toilet

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Green - 3* place 5th - 8th Grade Category st

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Food - SKU MINI WAFFLE MAKER

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Bathroom

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Drink - ORIGINAL Coa

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Pink - BEAUTYSALON COMPANY SLOGAN GOES HERE

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Text - ROOM 7:00 AM TO 10:00 PM Laundry Room Closed Friday September 18th 1:00pm-3:00pm For Satanizing Get your candles and your pentagrams we are going satanizing

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Advertising - IDEA Public schosls JUST ADDED STORM 2&5h GRADE NOW ENROLLING (915)888-4300 Alrn accepting Pre-K, KINDER, 1" & 6" ideapublicschools.org/apply

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Motor vehicle - WAL MART Power Generation Rental Power 1-877-769-7669 RG-206

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Lock

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Tile

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