Saturday, October 3, 2020

Dumbest Things Dudes Did To Prove Their Manhood


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the stupidest things that guys did in an attempt to prove their manhood. Of the answers provided in this wild thread, we're probably most blown away by the dude who decided that eating a bee would be a phenomenal way to display his bravery. Like, what? Also, ow. Also, leave the poor bee out of this. 

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Text - Perivoid • 1d 1 Award This one kid at my old school ate a bee to prove he wasn't scared of them Reply 1 3.4k ...

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White - taliauli • 1d Try to 'ride' an alligator Reply 8.2k ...

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Text - erwreckahh • 1d Coming from a server. Man literally said he didnt need or want help. (maybe he didnt want to share the tip? Who knows bro) anyway, carried 15 drinks on one tray with TWO full coffee pots and broke every single glass. Did not see that man after that shift. Tried to do this all with one hand Reply 1.7k ...

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Text - erwreckahh • 1d Coming from a server. Man literally said he didnt need or want help. (maybe he didnt want to share the tip? Who knows bro) anyway, carried 15 drinks on one tray with TWO full coffee pots and broke every single glass. Did not see that man after that shift. Tried to do this all with one hand Reply 1.7k ...

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Text - LizardPossum • 1d 1 Award Refuse to say the word "selfie. Dude called it a "selfos" because "selfie" sounded too girly. Reply 5.4k ...

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Text - Breaker-of-circles • 1d Propose to a woman who doesn't love him back because she said he isn't man enough for commitment.

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Text - MedusaStone • 1d 1 Award The "I'm not cold" guy, and his cousin, the "sunblock is for pussies" guy. The former likes to stand around outside in the snow in just a t shirt and shorts, making fun of men dressed properly for winter. The later thinks 'real men' aren't afraid of sunburns or skin cancer, and ridicules men that use sunblock. Both are equally stupid. Reply 3.3k ...

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Text - SayNoToStim • 1d 1 Award Remember that solar eclipse we had a while ago? Like 3 ish years ago? Yeah an idiot that I know thought he was tough enough to stare at it

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Text - Saxaphool • 1d 2 Awards Slightly tangential, but still relevant. Boot camp and we were doing our fitness test; had to run a mile and a half, best effort, usual army bullshit. I'm not much of a runner, but I can pass the test fine. Heading into the final stretch and a girl from our sister troop started pulling past me. My Sgt starts screaming at me "SAXOPHOOL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET A FUCKING GIRL BEAT YOU?!?!?!?!" Ummmm, yeah? She's a dam good runner! I carried on at my pace, finished the

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Text - Hibcoolness_ • 1d Jumped into the a pool when I didn't know how to swim. Learned how to swim out of sheer will that day Reply 469

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Text - eyearejon • 1d Buddy of mine and I were in a hot sauce store as l'm a bit of a connoisseur. I can take quite a lot of spice but I know my limits. My buddy was trying to show out and he asks to taste the spiciest stuff (which, by the way, requires you to sign a waiver. He does okay for the first like two minutes. But then I start to see panic setting on as he's sweating profusely, pacing and spitting. He abruptly disappears for like 20 minutes. I'm assuming he was puking his spice laden gu

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Text - mykidisonhere • 1d Break out of a cornstalk maze. We were on a family outing sponsored by the moms group I attended. We were wandering around for a while with the three kids, as you do. Our kids were running around, having fun in the maze and with the other families there that we knew. My ex-husband seems to think the agenda is to solve this puzzle and he's impatient for us, our two mid sized boys and our preschooler to get through as quickly as possible. Out of nowhere he gets the crazy

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Text - Wotzehell • 1d Having children. If you're doing that not because you're really reallysure you want children but rather because you where told too often that having children is part or "growing up" or something, a milestone to achieve on the way to "Manhood", then that would be stupid. Reply 1 181 ...

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Text - -Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • 1d Use extremely hot salsa on their food and then smirk at us before taking a bite. Like... Ok dude, I don't know how making your anuns hurt in a few hours makes you more of a man, but you do you. Reply 162

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Text - FifiClement • 1d One time I held grabbed my guy friends arm and he immediately flexed it. I rolled my eyes and said, "boy quit flexing." He did Reply 1 94 ...

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Text - funsae • 1d Jump off the roof of the garage into a full trash can. Reply 1 17 ...

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Text - loleetahaze • 1d Brag about how he didn't wash his face except for in the shower when he'd wash his hair so it drips down to his face. When I asked him why he said taking care of your skin and moistruizing and washing it is 'female behavior' Same guy wouldn't wear a sunscreen because 'it's for pussies. Hope you enjoy your sunburn, dude. Reply ...

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