Saturday, September 19, 2020

Radical Retorts From Clever Wordsmiths


We love us some clever comebacks from the online world's spicy silver tongues. As long as there's a comments section or people insist on clogging up social media feeds with mindless tweets and statuses that could've used a second set of eyes, and a dash of logic, we'll have other folks waiting eagerly nearby, ready to light them up in the comments section. We've also got that gem from the legend, Stephen Hawking. Check out some more confidence-shattering comebacks and insults over here.

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Photography - You've stated that you believe that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean there is universe out there where i am smarter than you? Cintel Yes

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Photography - al (inte And also a universe where you're funny intel

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Photography - Text - Our Latin class has Latin textbooks from 1994 Oh I'm sorry I didn't know Latin changed since then 00:14 I'll call Caesar myself to check what the new fucking verbs are 00:14

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Photography - Text - Jon Cryer O @MrJonCryer · 11h Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy? Matt Gaetz O @mattgaetz · 12h 2 US House candidate, FL-1 Charlie Sheen totally carried two and a half men.

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Photography - Text - Atheists, if God isn't real, how do you explain walking on water? Can you walk on water like Jesus? Like · Comment · Tuesday at 7:49 AM 76 people like this. Yes. Tuesday at 7:49 AM Like 3 3 Show me a video of you walking on water. Tuesday at 7:52 AM · Like I don't need to. You just need to have faith that I did. Tuesday at 7:52 AM Like 10

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Photography - Text - Yesterday at 2:15 PM · O If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation O Like Comment Share 20.6K and 28.8K others shared this I love how you all talk shit about a generation you raised like it's their fault and not yours. 228 17h Like Reply Write a comment... GIF

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Photography - Text - 4 days ago Hey jackass, we use MPH in this country. 1 ^ | v 12 Reply 3 days ago Wheels is an Australian magazine, we use metric measurements. 12 ^ | v Reply 16 hours ago You're on the internet, which is American. Therefore you can use American (the best) measurements. ^| v6 Reply 3 hours ago Attually, the world wide web was first developed in CERN. I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're apparently an American.

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Photography - Text - taylorlawson05 It's pronounced Gif not Jif 1d 1162 jonathansanchez922 ♡ 270 Disagree 18h joose_wurld 278 Reply to jonathansanchez922:lf god himself descended from heaven with 100 angels behind him and said it was "jif" I would look him in the eyes and say “ok jod" and walk into hell 16h

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Photography - Text - ΜΙΚEΥ why are you so sad? There's so much goodness in the world! I don't know Ava why do you have asthma there's so much air in the world

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Photography - Cartoon - nobody told you to bring that heavy backpack and nobody told you to bring that nasty attitude either, but I'm stuck with both solovalker MY BOIII JAMES

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Photography - Text - Chase @chaselyons Walmart: can you please stop stealing from us?: Мe: no 9:38 pm · 25/02/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2,212 Retweets 25.3K Likes Walmart @Walmart - 12h Replying to @chaselyons Why do you keep stealing eggplant, Chase? 15 2778 1,115

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Photography - Text - @gbg_buckss i offered this girl some noodles after sex and she had the nerve to say "SO EVERYTHING'S 2 MINUTES HERE?"

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Photography - Text - egberts nentindo Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson 12m The Leap Day is misnamed. We're not leaping anywhere. The calendar is simply, and abruptly, catching up with Earth's orbit 17 1,621 2,210 Matt Bruenig @MattBruenig @neiltyson if only there was a name for a sudden and abrupt lurch forward 2/29/16, 7:46 AM 15 LIKES Source: kingjaffejoffer 33,039 notes ... A

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Photography - Text - augenwiehimmel • 11h Buzz Aldrin - the second person to set foot on the moon - claimed $ 33.31 in travel expenses: Houston > Cape Kennedy > the Moon > Pacific Ocean > Hawaii > Houston. * Reply 1.7k Ginsu_Viking • 5h Yep. Up through the Space Shuttle missions at least, astronauts were allowed to claim a basic travel allowance. One of the early astronauts attempted to claim mileage as well and was promptly given a bill for "government-provided accommodations" i.e. the spacecra

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Photography - Text - Mtimande @Apz_Ngwenya Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause l was shivering...Iwould have taken the jacket if he was cute Yeah, whatever. @Keith_a_Trip Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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Photography - Text - What should you never say to a British person? it, MSc Planetary Science, University of Colorado Boulder (2013) Answered May 24 · Upvoted by Mike Walker, lives in The United Kingdom (1963-present) and Steffen Taschner, lives in The United Kingdom (2004- present) I remember sitting in a bar in Boulder, Colorado with some fellow graduate students, one of whom was English (I'm Scottish). One of the American students asked us "don't you think it's weird that it's 2012 and the UK

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Photography - Text - elizabitchtaylor When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her "Why aren't you married yet?" and she'd reply "Just lucky, I guess" which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

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Photography - Text - Imagine that you woke up in the body of a person you can't stand. I wake up like this every morning.

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Photography - Text - Wendy's O @Wendys When literally anything would be better on a bun than their beef. now ComicBook NOW! O @ComicBook.. · 2d BURGER KING is testing a sandwich with nothing but french fries:

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Photography - Nose - MinnieLitty @ShaniceSJeff - 20h v Replying to @Wendys Please tell me this is a joke t7 61 1,312 S 3 Wendy's @Wendys 20h their whole restaurant is Medium Small Large OOF SIZE

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Photography - Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Harjot2k18 · 3d Introverts are like a slow website. They might be the coolest site, but usually people don't wait that long for them to оpen. Mindblowing 1 36.1k 873 Share ТОР СОММENTS Harry_Tubman 6 - 3d extroverts are like popups Reply 1 5.1k

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