Sunday, September 6, 2020

Quick Tumblr Thread On Mini Golf Being The Best


Mini golf>golf. This much is undeniable. Clearly. This quick Tumblr thread provides a quick and compelling case for why mini golf is so much fun, and far less stressful than golf. 

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Text - peniswakt golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome...truly one of life's great paradoxes peniswakt golf: • wastes crazy amounts of space and water • soul-crushingly boring • extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par) • prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

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Text - mini golf: • 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water • a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to • easy to get into, but difficult to master cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20) • BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.) creekfiend Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a s

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Text - str8aura • 13h • *fluffle puff noises* Mini golf is just life size pinball. Sometimes they even let you dunk balls into dragon mouths and shit. Reply 99 ...

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Text - GlitchyMic • 6h as a golfer, i would like to confirm this as true. Reply ...

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Text - iPassInCarsNotIRL • 4h Man y'all are really weird about golf.. nothing wrong with smacking some balls around. It's also one of the few sports where you don't have to feel isolated due to your biological sex Reply ...

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Text - Glitch_Man42• 4h But then there's Golf video games. They're cool I think. Reply ...

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