Thursday, July 9, 2020

Times People Tried and Failed at Words


Not only are words hard to spell, sometimes they're also hard to think of. For example, there are times when you can picture the image of a woodpecker in your head but the only thing that comes out is "jackhammer bird." When someone can't think of how to spell "spaghetti" they get extremely creative and come up with misspellings that feel like a kick in the dictionary.

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Text - G-good morning goof 07:32 Mormon Normomg Mornong Mornimg Morning* Fcking Christ I had Stroke

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Text - glindatheokay I'm A Lesbiab glindatheokay Lesbiam glindatheokay Less Bien glindatheokay Girls neko-crimson it's okay take ur time

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Blue - How was your lunch? 1:13 PM Tasty 1:14 PM / And I absolutely didn't leave the stringy water vegetable 1:14 PM Oh I forgot you don't like it :( 1:14 PM I seriously can't remember what they're called 1:14 PM / Celery 1:14 PM My brain just keeps saying cucumber. 1:14 PM / Yes. That one. 1:15 PM

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Text - ll AT&T VPN 6:45 PM @ 1 51% cornballs Y'all like kitten Chillen Ciken SIT Deep fried fake bird Chicken THERE WE GO

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Text - I've always used a stall I hate unseals Pea wall things * Urinals

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Text - Yo Unsleep me at 6 What? Unsleep me when it's 6 +1 It's wake me up at 6 F king dumbass

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Text - dipprepines: fakethistoyourgrave: what's the word for horny but not in a sexual way like i'm horny for halloween but i don't wanna fka pumpkin you feel i think the word you're looking for is "excited"

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Text - did you go to the liquid zoo 7:45 PM where you can walk inside 7:45 PM u mean aquarium yes. 7:45 PM it's a f king aquarium not a liquid ZOo 7:45 PM W ok fki forgot 7:45 PM

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Text - a Today at 2:55 PM Anyone else here like pitza Peetza Petsa Pteza Peter Pester Peetsa Triangle food with topping

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Text - Did u know I have atsgama 18:30 Atsmah 18:30 Ahma 18:30 Attsma 18:30 Breathn't 18:30

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Text - Неу... Неy U wanna go to Chliloptee *Chlipllioe Wut *Chopulyert *Chopolaj *Chupotlae Take your time Chiplo3 How did you even get a number in there?! Delivered Chipotla I qive up

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Text - Today at 18:05 Imao this s t hilorius hilarius fk this the big laugh

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Text - WHITECAP Are you up How do you spell walfus The LEGGO my eggo things Walfools Wall Fools ME Wtf what? Waffles? You dumb b

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Text - analmals do u ever get like water hungry... pitsu-pitsu Thirsty? analmals water hungry

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Text - I'm learning ukrllendbd ! ukelndjd same ukrlekd take ur time ukelela umkelee mini guitar there u go

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Text - junko christ Today at 7:25 PM im at debtist dnetid d. teeth man

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Text - No_Pulse Today at 11:48 Gonna take a shaier show short shoewr swhoer water on face No_Pulse is typing... 3)

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Handwriting - gApril Ham Lincon e weeks of winter

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Text - do you like paseggiliti wtf is that pasgetti what lol idk how to spell it spaghtetti? yes you're single now

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Text - Noah's New York Bagels Store # NOHA 12/06/2013 Host: Order Cashier: NOHA 7:56 AM 30080 r Type: TOGO amon Raisin Bagel Plain Shmear Coffee Refill 2.75 1.00 Subtotal 3.75 TOGO Tot

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Roof - Portal Potty $250 O Detroit, MI Message Dm for more info HI MEWAY AND

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Vehicle - PULLSH

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Text - A theif Thief? Theif I before e Except after c Thceif No

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Horchata - LazY LAZ

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Text - Replying to Slides some posion to ease the pain Replying to *pioson Replying to *posoin Replying to *deadly water 27

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Font - liam @SimpPilgrim - 16h i'm still mad about the alien shirt wish sent me In space, nobody can hear you in space.

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Green - I feel like a science person a sciencer? scientist! a scientist sciencer not my finest moment

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Basketball court - LANS VILLTANE VOLLEYBALL IVREEXSVESANE T.

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Text - for disney movie character day on monday i'm dressing up as Ferb from Penis and Ferd 9/21/18, 10:03 PM 1 Retweet 9 Likes 5m *Phineas and Fern Q2 .3m Phineaus and Freb 2 2m wait *Pheineas and Freb 2 2 20 1m girl how you spell Puenius

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Text - all AT&T 9 AM This shit woke me up What instrument is that Imao ME Colin Boiling Violence No The chin guitar Violin Send a chat You I'm Q WER TYU P A S DF G HJK L Z X C V BN 123 space send

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Text - CUSTERMERS ONLY

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T-shirt - BOSTON MSAEACHUBAETS

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