Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Random Tumblr Gems To Tumble Through


Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of strange, hilarious, and completely unexpected Tumblr gems. The Tumblr community never fails to keep us on our toes with their wild rabbit holes and long winded fan theories. For some more gold from Tumblr check out these random cowboy phrases that made for great life advice, and also there's another fun Tumblr thread on a legendary bus catching story.

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Text - jncoes there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism danny-lohner This post is slowly killing me 354,225 notes

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Text - REI tilthat TIL - You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP→STOP→ PLAY via reddit.com newkidsonmycock31 i can't wait to do this 10 years ago

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Text - kingcheddarxvii Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine's Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him heroque What's the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket zhouenlaid $20 can get you many peanuts specterofcommunism explain how craftbeerhallputsch Money can be exchanged for goods and services Source: kingcheddarxvii 388,118 notes

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Text - inabasket: My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, "I know everything." I told her she didn't know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, "What's a polynomial?" And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, "It's when there's no toy in your Happy Meal."

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Text - froglit Follow imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho froglit Follow i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes 69,960 notes

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Text - transcharlesxavier i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us "i wrote the textbook for this course but i'm going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers" autumngracy A true People's hero

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Text - K REI i tilthat TIL The Beatles approached Stanley Kubrick to direct a LOTR movie starring themselves. Tolkien killed the project as a result of his hate for The Beatles. A hate developed after moving 3 doors down from The Beatles in 1964, who irked him with the “indescribable" noise from their practice sessions. via ift.tt robstmartin the man who spents hundreds of pages describing trees and meals and worked out the linguistics of multiple fictional languages and the entire cosmology of

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